advice for newly married men (this works)

[happy place]

guys all you need to know for a happy marriage (and i know this really works cause my dad told me ) is



YES DEAR



(it also annoys the pants out of my beloved)

[Derry]

guys all you need to know for a happy marriage (and i know this really works cause my dad told me ) is



YES DEAR



(it also annoys the pants out of my beloved)

this would be my daddys fave saying haha. ive started saying it to my bloke...

[pumpy]

My mum asked my step-dad if he was laying the dinner table, as instructed to do so. He replied to her (in the kitchen), "oh yes dear........ i'm properly house-trained, you know". She retorted, "well it took me enough years!" He winked at me & said (in a low voice), "i made sure of that!"

[Wombat]

ummm I have just been informed that she has increased the value of the life insurance, now I am worried

Fight back and get some wife insurance!

Mind you I have always followed the policy of Happy Wife = Happy Life

Nev

[Russian Doll]

lol..i hate to admit it but that theory works in our house cause i get so wound up with it not done proprly ill do it myself...

saying that he does get a garanteed three days of me being a cow and winging he doesnt do enough though

[TheGoodEarth]

ummm I have just been informed that she has increased the value of the life insurance, now I am worried

Fight back and get some wife insurance!

Mind you I have always followed the policy of Happy Wife = Happy Life

Nev

You are dead right there Nev, my life is so much happier and stress free when my wife is in a good mood. The key is to let them believe that they are in control and are having the final say whilst you sit quitely in the background steering the ship and avoiding the icebergs they would undoubtely hit.

[ADG]

when alls said and done I have a great wife she does look after me really well , and when I wanted to foster an ex girlfriends son(not mine) she said yes to save him going in care(had him 5yrs now) she doesnt moan about all the time i am out with the dogs, she loves coming foraging even though she wont eat all of it, but she will try it.If I am late from work she does all my animals, she always has a cuddle for me and always knows when I need a cuddle.She is a master at deflecting all the aggro of life from me , puts up with myy stupid jokes and pranks, doesnt even moan if I am listening to the Macc Ladds(tell me another woman that doesnt) and lastly she is AS SEXY AS HELL and I love her

[Milims]

Nicely dug out of that hole! You are a lucky guy, she sounds like a lovely lady - so how on earth does she put up with you???

[ADG]

dunno really she saw this last night and just shook her head I heard her laughing about it later with her mate on the phone, she does say shes learned to switch of tho

[Wombat]

she is AS SEXY AS HELL and I love her

I've got one of those!

Nev

[normangnome]

When we first got married my other half would come home from work and go straight to the living room and put the telly on, decicided enough was enough so hid telly and put our wedding photo in it's place he got the hint and made sure he came to say hello and chat to me as soon as he got home!

[Milims]

Absolutely Brilliant!!

[ADG]

I think even I would get that hint