This is the place to discuss not just allotments but all general gardening problems and queries which don't fit into the specific categories below.
(formerly allotments and tips, hints and problems)
[quote="doofaloofa"']I thank you, fellow navigators of the Golden River, for your pissistance
I have heard that a ladies first evacuation of the day is the most nutricious'
Too much information
Just because you see two eyes shining in the jungle at night, do not think that the worse thing that could happen is that you are about to be attacked by a tiger. It could be two one-eyed tigers.
Chants Cottage wrote:I am no expert in this field myself, but appear to have stumbled upon a mine of wee related information. Splendid. Do you need to let the wee stand for any amount of time or could you (or a handy husband / boy child, more likely) wee straight onto the compost heap?? Does fresh wee and stale wee have different uses in the garden? I know stale wee was once widely used as a laundry agent...
I use it on the same or the next day and water it down if it's for feeding plants (four pints urine in a two gallon watering can then topped up with water).
Ok I get the idea, signs will be reading wee 2euro ltr , wife's first of the day 3 euro ltr please ask about poo for your roses....'
Just because you see two eyes shining in the jungle at night, do not think that the worse thing that could happen is that you are about to be attacked by a tiger. It could be two one-eyed tigers.