Are you taking the pi$$?

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Re: Are you taking the pi$$?

Post: # 255088Post wabbit955 »

hairygardener wrote:It's a good compost activator,keeps vermin out of compost

must try this been trying to keep rats out of mine for year but at least they airated it
Darn that Wabbit

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Post: # 255100Post bill1953 »

[quote="doofaloofa"']I thank you, fellow navigators of the Golden River, for your pissistance



I have heard that a ladies first evacuation of the day is the most nutricious'

Too much information :shock:
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Post: # 255182Post Carltonian Man »

Chants Cottage wrote:I am no expert in this field myself, but appear to have stumbled upon a mine of wee related information. Splendid. Do you need to let the wee stand for any amount of time or could you (or a handy husband / boy child, more likely) wee straight onto the compost heap?? Does fresh wee and stale wee have different uses in the garden? I know stale wee was once widely used as a laundry agent...
I use it on the same or the next day and water it down if it's for feeding plants (four pints urine in a two gallon watering can then topped up with water).

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Post: # 255187Post doofaloofa »

Flushing away all that bountifull wee (and poo) is one of the bigest leakages of fetility we self supporters must face

So sing it loud, I pee in a bucket (or other appropriate container) and I'm PROUD!
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Re: Are you taking the pi$$?

Post: # 255226Post bill1953 »

Ok I get the idea, signs will be reading wee 2euro ltr , wife's first of the day 3 euro ltr please ask about poo for your roses....'
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Re: Are you taking the pi$$?

Post: # 255227Post doofaloofa »

bill1953 wrote:Ok I get the idea, signs will be reading wee 2euro ltr , wife's first of the day 3 euro ltr please ask about poo for your roses....'
:iconbiggrin: Its that kind of entraprenuereal spirit that will lift us out of the doledrums
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