Mysteries

[Clara]

why do teaspoons always appear at the end of washing up even if you haven't been washing up teaspoons?

and does anyone else, when finding said teaspoon, sing ( a la traditional football chant) "theres always one f**kin' teaspoon".....oh, just us then!

[StripyPixieSocks]

I've solved my mystery!!!!! According to the great oracle of google, the speed of dark is variable!

Maybe we should test its knowledge with some of our other mysteries....

We could have our own TV series..... wait for it...

ISHBUSTERS!!!

[eccentric_emma]

exactly how happy was Larry?

[citizentwiglet]

Very, very happy indeed!

Why do toddlers do a big stinky poo in their nappies within 2 minutes of getting on a crowded bus? Even when they've only just 'been'?

[invisiblepiper]

feel great after reading that lot!
What rhymes with purple?


WHO YA GONNA CALL.......

[citizentwiglet]

Now then, it was on QI the other night - there are 2 words in the English language (albeit not very well known words) that actually rhyme with 'purple'. Couldn't tell you what they are, though. That would be far too useful, wouldn't it?

[daisydoo]

why has it taken 6 years, a marriage, 3 house moves and a baby for my father in law to finally realise I@m not going anywhere and I wont hurt his little boy?

Hmmmmmmmm inlaws!!!! Less said the better. In my case 25 years. Was 15 when started seeing my hubby, 30 when I married him and 39 when we had our first baby, she'll be 1 year old in a months time. They still won't accept I'm the one for their boy!!!

[Milims]

Now then, it was on QI the other night - there are 2 words in the English language (albeit not very well known words) that actually rhyme with 'purple'. Couldn't tell you what they are, though. That would be far too useful, wouldn't it?

I think one of them was something like Lurpal - and had something to do with a horse! But I wouldn't quote me on that!