Mysteries

[pumpy]

There are certain things in life that baffle me; e.g. why has no-one ever seen a baby pigeon, or, when you stand up.....where does your lap disappear to. Anything baffling you?

[Vammadopper]

This constantly puzzles DS2

Why don't werewolves live in wharehouses???

[StripyPixieSocks]

How does the man who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning?

P. S. - Yes I am aware that is a Billy Connolly rip off but it's funny and it makes me laugh

[Ellendra]

If vegetarians are people who eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

[mrsflibble]

why is God Dog spelled backwards? is there some meaning in this?

[Annpan]

These are old ones...

Why can people with a lisp not say lisp?
Why is dyslexia such a difficult word to spell?
Why is there no other word for thesaurus?
Which Orange was named first? (the colour or the fruit?)

[Milims]

I'd like to know if we are the only people to be visited by Mr Nobody, the Sock Monster or the Fk up Fairy on a daily basis -or do they have some kind of anti-superhero super speed like Santa that sends them all around the world in a mininanosecond?

[Bluemoon]

If light travels in straight lines, why are rainbows bent?

[hedgewitch]

why is God Dog spelled backwards? is there some meaning in this?

Try saying God Jesus backwards then................

[mrsflibble]

hahahahahahahahaha!!! "sausage dog".

[Milims]

why is God Dog spelled backwards? is there some meaning in this?

Try saying God Jesus backwards then................

Does this mean that a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac lies awake at night wondering if there realy is a sausage dog?

[eccentric_emma]

rofl

I want to know that if the speed of light is 299 792 458 m / s (according to google), what is the speed of dark?

[shell]

you obviously havn`t had triplets my lap is still there

[mrsflibble]

why has it taken 6 years, a marriage, 3 house moves and a baby for my father in law to finally realise I@m not going anywhere and I wont hurt his little boy?

[sleepyowl]

Would you get perpetual motion if you dropped a cat with a piec of toast butter side up to it's back

How many swallows does a summer make?

Can you just be nowned

Do sore thumbs really stick out?