Well folks, I've been away for a while, getting all my daughter's stuff packed up (there was an awful lot of it), cleaning the house and getting it ready to have another go at selling it. Older Ishers have already been through trying to sell it with me once, so my apologies to them.
I'm absolutely exhausted - we've been sleeping (badly) on her futon (not recommended for working folks

) and eating supermarket sandwiches and takeaways (some pillock packed all the pans etc

). We've had to deal with rude Estate Agents (he described the kitchen as dated - we only put it in last November!).
We didn't manage to get away from the house until 9pm on Saturday night so we didn't get to our stopover until 4am (great night for turning the clocks forward)

The hotel receptionist was stunned that we wanted to check-in at that time. Did he think we would be better sleeping in the car? Then a friend kindly sent me a text at 8am reminding me to change the time on my phone - it pinged and woke us up! On the final leg we had to stop twice for a "power nap" to enable us to drive safely.
I can't believe how much I hated being back in "civilisation". We left her ex's bike outside overnight, not in obvious view, while we cleaned out the garage and it got nicked. Good job she won't have to see him again
Anyway, enough of my drivel. I'm so glad to be home, with all my family around me now. Just send me good vibes for selling the house, please.