Tinfoil Thief!

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Tinfoil Thief!

Post: # 254397Post bill1953 »

I had some spare boiled rice and put it out for the birds on a piece of kitchen tinfoil. I noticed that not only was the rice diminishing but also the tinfoil. I suspected magpies but then noticed a plump wood pigeon tucking into the rice and then severing a strip of tinfoil and flying off with it!
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Post: # 254400Post boboff »

Maybe the backs of his radiators were in need?
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Post: # 254419Post Green Aura »

New legwarmers?

Anti-radar vest?

Can we start a 101 uses of tinfoil for pigeons please :iconbiggrin:
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Post: # 254421Post bill1953 »

Having a nut roast? :study:
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Post: # 254423Post Green Aura »

:thumbright:
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Post: # 254481Post Thomzo »

To line his grill pan with?

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Post: # 254490Post baldybloke »

Now that you have identified the thief does this mean that you can announce that the tinfoil thief foiled?
Has anyone seen the plot, I seem to have lost mine?

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Post: # 254504Post MKG »

Truly, majestically, indefatigably ....

The winner of the WORST PUN AWARD for 2012.

It can't possibly be beaten ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post: # 254510Post oldjerry »

Is that a challenge Mike?....or are you just testing our mettle?

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Post: # 254520Post Green Aura »

Blimey Mike, it's a bit early in the year for that award - I'm sure it'll be tested over the next 10 months :lol:
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Post: # 254526Post MKG »

oldjerry wrote:Is that a challenge Mike?....or are you just testing our mettle?
Maybe you and GA are right. I'd better steel myself for some more.

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Post: # 254527Post trinder »

Maybe is faithful friend Rin Tin Tin was in trouble.
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Post: # 254551Post oldjerry »

MKG wrote:
oldjerry wrote:Is that a challenge Mike?....or are you just testing our mettle?
Maybe you and GA are right. I'd better steel myself for some more.

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I was going to follow with that...........curses,foiled again.

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Post: # 254582Post bill1953 »

Would you believe it? I looked out of the window and there's a robin doing the same thing! Are they getting grants for insulating their nests or - more likely - do they know something we don't?
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Post: # 254584Post Thomzo »

They've heard about the price of scrap metal. I reckon you'd get a couple of quid for that bit of foil.

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