make me laugh

[Rosendula]

Please. Everyone's ill here with flu and viral infections and stuff (except me, but I don't know how long that will last). To make matters worse, I'm due a bout of PMS within a few days, so right now I just want to hibernate
So go on, tell me a joke or something, please

[MuddyWitch]

Why did the blonde Witch have a lasso?

She wanted to draw down the Moon!

MW

[Milims]

A lady took her dog to the vets because she thought it had gone deaf. The vet soon spotted the problem - the inside of it's ears were very hairy, so he shaved the dogs ears and he could hear again. The vet recommended that the lady buy some hair removal cream to use on the dogs ears is future. On the way home she called at the chemist and asked for some. The chemist gave her the cream and said, "if you are using it under your arms avoid using deoderant for a couple of days and if you are using it on your legs don't use fragranced body lotion for the next week". The lady thanked him and said "Oh no it's to use on my schnauzer" so the vet said - "well don't ride your bike for a week!"

[Rosendula]

Thanks ladies. I'm feeling better already. You know when things just get you down sometimes? Laughter (and a glass of wine ) is certainly the best cure

Any more anyone?

[Rosendula]

Mr SS, have you tried turning your keyboard round?