Storytime.

[tim&fatima]

With Andy and Dave's fantastic success with there book. I thought it would be fun for us all to write a best seller, together...

Here we go.. i'll start, jump in when you like.. see where it goes,

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away there was a little..

[mrsflibble]

green bloke called Nibkoo. he lived on a small, red planet and enjoyed nothing more than frolicking in the flabble fields. He was doing some such frolicking one afternoon when he heard a strange...

[old tree man]

crash! only to see his favourite purple tree fall over

[Annpan]

the tree was home to his best friend, a cat named burmflup.

Nibkoo ran to the tree only to find....

[MKG]

... that Burmflup had been smashed to bits.

"Pull yourself together, Burmflup", shouted Nibkoo, pirhouetting through the wibble field.

Suddenly ...

[Wombat]

There was a vacuuming noise and the cat re-formed, instantly screaming

[oldfella]

"Get of me" You Thurmtanking Idjit" and stop that

[MKG]

... annoying humming. What is it you're singing, anyway?

"Spinning in the wibble field
Cannot be good for me
I'd do it in the flabble field
But I've lost my purple tree"

... sang Nibkoo.

The cat looked devastated. "Not the ...

[Milims]

first time that's happened but I do hope it will be the last - otherwise next time........

(This somehow reminds me of the infinate number of monkeys theory! )

[tim&fatima]

.. i may re-form into a boy band!

"Why did my tree fall over" cried Burmflup,
"Let's ask the oracle" replied nibkoo,

So off went our intrepid explorers, they had only gone a short while when...

[Milims]

They came upon a big scary........

[oldfella]

Chookin wif hairy arms and a short legs reaching up to

[frozenthunderbolt]

about head height which realy served no usefull purpose and got awfully sunburnt in the summer.

The chicken took one look at the downcast pair and

[Annpan]

laid a giant egg.

Nikboo made a ...

[oldfella]

a hasty retreat but found his way blocked by