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Post: # 95290Post mrsflibble »

cuttig through my toenails is a huge job. I need an agle grinder and at least a week to hack them off. Then I daintily file and paint them ready for summer sandal wear.

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Post: # 95323Post Millymollymandy »

I've just eaten a cheese and peanut butter sarnie.

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Post: # 95328Post Stonehead »

Then the wonder pigeon flew along. It couldn't see the way and its Dad turned on the lamp thing. When it was safely home, it had a nice dinner of donuts and cream. It wasn't a healthy pigeon, but it was a happy one.


(Thanks to the Wee 'Un for that one!!)
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Post: # 95335Post Mainer in Exile »

Tell us again: How exactly did the salamander get in there?

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Post: # 95373Post SarahJane »

I knew I had found the right site, you load of nutters!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post: # 95380Post ina »

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Post: # 95385Post oldfella »

It was a shock you know, when I saw a Camel come through the eye of that needle.
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Post: # 95407Post tim&fatima »

er....er......erm, ....erm......well, .....it er.. well it er.... just started when i just....er .. ooops.......sorry i forgot.!

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Post: # 95409Post Merry »

You MUST remember the fish supper! It was in the newspaper!
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Post: # 95559Post mrsflibble »

and you removed it how? surely you didn't go to the doctors with the poor thing still stuck in there did you?!

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Post: # 95568Post old tree man »

Shhhh !!, i think there watching me. :shock: :shock:
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Post: # 95581Post oldfella »

You silly plonker, put it back they will see its its gone
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Post: # 96113Post Thomzo »

I went back to Debenhams and bought the thing. That cheered me up for a while until I tried to fit it. I eventually got it up but it was a bit fiddly.

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Post: # 96127Post marshlander »

Divide and replant large clumps of herbaceous plants such as michealmas daisies.
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Post: # 96162Post Millymollymandy »

Some people enjoy filling in Income Tax Returns.

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