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Seen today on offer:

Yellow baby bath seat

witch way?
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Post: # 93336Post witch way? »

and a small blue dog basket. w.
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Post: # 93346Post Stonehead »

One that made me look twice:

Large black woman's handbag
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Post: # 93347Post Mydreamlife »

Have I missed something? I am really confused!!! Been up since 4am and loosing concentraition... can anyone help?!
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Post: # 93348Post Stonehead »

The way they're written implies:

A bath seat for a yellow baby

A basket for a small blue dog

A handbag for a large black woman
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Post: # 93366Post circlecross »

not on freecycle, but a while ago my colleague told me she had put an advert in a window for a singer sewing machine. We were both costumiers and she had an interest in historical machines. The ad? "Wanted - Old Black Singers"

Was she suprised when she picked up the phone to bass tones?

You decide...
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Post: # 93407Post Millymollymandy »

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: to all the postings!

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Post: # 93410Post ina »

Oh, English is wonderful! I don't think you can get quite these misunderstandings in any other language... German is far too boring in that respect. They'd just stick two words together and make one to avoid misinterpretation. :(
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Post: # 93416Post baldowrie »

or out another way Ina......they are ambiguous :lol:

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Post: # 93431Post tim&fatima »

Someone I know works at the local paper, and this woman phoned in an advert, she was trying to sell.. a box of puppies.
(boxer puppies)
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Post: # 93449Post Milims »

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Post: # 93462Post MKG »

Oh Milims ... your mind, your mind ... :lol:

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Post: # 93512Post mrsflibble »

" WANTED PLEASE LEG MAGIC"

yeah, I'd like to be taller too.
oh how I love my tea, tea in the afternoon. I can't do without it, and I think I'll have another cup very
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!

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Post: # 93590Post Stonehead »

ScotAds, our local ad sheet, had one last year. Someone wanted a "hearty black cock"!! If it hadn't been in the poultry section... :mrgreen:
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Post: # 94840Post MKG »

Seen today: Wanted - Caravan water pump and parrot cage.

Surrealistic or what?

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