I had a few ideas, was going to say that Selfsufficentish was going to be a film. But did not get back from London until 2pm today, so missed out.
I did wind up my mate who's house I stayed at. I sent him a text saying " have you got any paint in the house? There was a small fire in the kitchen, can be cleaned up with a little paint I think"
He then phones me and nervously ask how his kitchen was

I fessed up.