Festive Greetings

[Muddypause]

From me ("the wishor") to you (hereinafter refered, individually or collectively, as the "wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or of their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Also, for a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the internationally satandard calendar year of 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society must also be acknowledged, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you agree to be bound by the following conditions:

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal at any time.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Any references in this, or any subsequent greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether real or imaginary, living or dead, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

[shiney]

I accept the greeting....conditions accepted!

Have a good one Muddy.

[Wombat]

Oh yeah! me too!

Nev

[Chickenlady]

Er, thanks (I think!)

[hedgewitch]

LOL!
Have a GREAT yule eveybody!

[Andy Hamilton]

Just about to start work for the council so that greeting well come in handy

cheers mate and right back at you.

[Chickenlady]

A paperless card for you:

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.a ... 0212320003

Have a lovely Christmas everybody!

[ina]

Stew, that's the most PC "seasonal greeting" I've ever come across...

Thanks, and same to you.

(You weren't a lawyer in a previous life?)


Cheers

Ina