It has:
8 Apples
4 oranges
6 kiwis
4 clementines
1 overripe banana
in it.
I juiced the lot, shoved it all into a fermenting bin, filled to just over a gallon with hot water and left it.
Today, i have put it into a demi-john with some yeast and sugar water (it made less than a gallon when i've straiened it) and airlocked it.
How will it turn out i hear you cry? I have as much idea as you do. I haven't got an aim in mind, i just had a need to experminet and useup the fruit that was past its best. It'll either be the most disgusting thing ever made, or the most wonderful!

The mystery liquid
Today, i found a novel use for the top of a small Dr Pepper bottle. I had some sugar water left over, so i squeezed the last of the juice out of the mush left from the fruit, and added it with the sugar water to a bottle. I haven't put any yeast in it, i plan to use it to top up the mystery stuff when it needs racking. However, i have no airlocks to fit said wine bottle, and i didn't want to cork it in case it blew up.
So...in CJJ Berry's book, he talks about bunging bottles with cotton wool, and putting cloth over it and elastic banding it on. Not having any cotton wool to hand, or cloth thin enough, i decided to use a clean dishcloth (and its new as well...). Then, i realised the folly of my plan - no elastic band! So...i cut the top off a small Dr Pepper bottle and shoved it on the top! It holds the cloth on perfectly! It allows any carbon dioxide to leave, without letting vinegar flies in!

Tada!
Genius or fool?