do you like riddles?

[The Chili Monster]

Andy Hamilton wrote:

A bloke is lying down in a telephone box dead. The glass on two sides of the phone box is smashed and there is a bag by his side. How did he die?

The bloke had been fishing. The bag was holding angling equipment, bait, thermos flask, the catch, and so on. He'd been on the 'phone to bore some poor victim about "the one that had got away..." As he bragged "you should have seen the the SIZE of the one that got away" he stretched open his arms (as to indicate length), smashing them through the glass of the telephone box, and bled to death.

[The Chili Monster]

Ok, here's another:

A woman walks into a cafe. The bloke behind the counter pulls oput a gun, and points it at her. The woman smiled, thanked him, and walked out.

[Milims]

Can you really lie down in a phone box????

[magnuscanis]

Can you really lie down in a phone box????

Depends how tall you are, or how spacious the phone box.

Most of the time, probably not.

- Magnus

[The Chili Monster]

Milims wrote:

Can you really lie down in a phone box????

I suppose you could slump down (like on TV) ...?

[Andy Hamilton]

I slept in a phone box once, long, long story for another time....

Did not say the phone box had a door so yes you can easily lay down in one.

[hamster]

Ok, here's another:

A woman walks into a cafe. The bloke behind the counter pulls oput a gun, and points it at her. The woman smiled, thanked him, and walked out.

Did she have hiccoughs?

[Annpan]

Is it a gun shop?

[The Chili Monster]

A woman walks into a cafe. The bloke behind the counter pulls oput a gun, and points it at her. The woman smiled, thanked him, and walked out.

Hamster wrote:

Did she have hiccoughs?

That's right, Hamster.

[The Chili Monster]

How about this:

What loses a head in the morning,
but gains a head at night?

[Bonniegirl]

A bed head? (headboard)

[The Chili Monster]

Bonniegirl wrote:

A bed head? (headboard)

No, try again!

[the.fee.fairy]

a pillow!

[The Chili Monster]

What loses a head in the morning,
but gains a head at night?

In reply, The Fee-Fairy wrote:

a pillow!

YAY!

[The Chili Monster]

What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?