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Post: # 59452Post Karen_D »

I do Viking Age re-enactment and "Is it real?" is something you hear a lot in the encampment.

It wouldn't be so bad if it was just the kids who came out with it but often you can tell exactly where they get it from.

Examples 1:

Child pointing to table: Look mummy, carrots!

Mummy: Those aren't real carrots. Real carrots don't have that green stuff on them. :shock:

Example 2:

Child, pointing at pig roast: Is that a real pig?

Cook: Yes it's a real pig.

Child: Why have you got it over the fire.

Cook: I'm cooking it. We're having it for dinner later on.

Child: Ewww.



Example 3

Child, pointing at goatskins: Look at the furs!

Mother: They aren't real fur.

Me: Yes they are, they're goatskin.

Mother: You buy fur?

Me: When you eat the goat, you don't waste the skin.

Mother scuttles off, horrified as if she's just been talking to a serial killer.



Example 4

Child, pointing at our border collie: Is that a real dog?



Example 5

Child: What's this.

Me: A drinking horn.

Child: What's it made from

Me: It's a cow's horn.

Child: Is it plastic.

Me: No, it's a horn off a cow. (followed by an explanation of how you cure a cow's horn)

Child: Eww.



I really love all the "Ewww" at the use of animal parts, but especially when it is an animal they eat on a regular basis. Junk food is unrecognisable (because it's a great way to disguise all the nasty bits they wouldn't eat if they could recognise them), it comes in non-animal shapes, in plastic wrappings and appears, as if by magic, on supermarket shelves. Eating burgers (Noah's Ark in a bun) is okay but drinking out of a cow's horn is Ewww. Eating sausages or hot dogs is okay, but roast pork carved off the pig is Ewwww.

People don't know where their food comes from. As long as it appears all nicely packaged they don't CARE either. This "If I can't see it, it isn't real" attitude is what enables factory farming, "recycling" of meats, chemical sprays and additives to flourish. :cussing:

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Post: # 59470Post Wombat »

Karen_D wrote:!

Example 4

Child, pointing at our border collie: Is that a real dog?

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I love this one! :mrgreen:

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Post: # 59471Post Thomzo »

Hi Karen
Having worked in the food industry, the fact is that I now rarely touch food prepared by anybody else. It's just really sad that people don't know, or don't want to know where their food comes from.

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Post: # 59481Post Nikki »

I hear ya loud and clear.

My own nieces thought it 'totally gross', when I told them chicken, was, shock horror, a chicken (on telly at the time).

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Totally, totally agree.
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I really love all the "Ewww" at the use of animal parts, but especially when it is an animal they eat on a regular basis. Junk food is unrecognisable (because it's a great way to disguise all the nasty bits they wouldn't eat if they could recognise them), it comes in non-animal shapes,
They do come in animal shapes, like dino-bites and happy faces (not really an animal, given) and my favourite B. M. Turkey Drummers... yum :pukeleft:
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Post: # 59499Post Andy Hamilton »

I will stick my hand up here and say that I was probably a bit like that. I remember when I first moved out of home and has to deal with a whole chicken for the first time. Just one that I had bought didn't have to pluck it or anything. I found it quite horrible picking it up and taking out the bag with the giblets in. I know, I know it was in a bag and I should have not been so squeamish. It was a big step. My mum did all that sort of thing.

Of course since then I have cured goat skin, plucked a goose, skinned a rabbit, pulled the inards out of a squirel and plucked and cut the breast meat off a pegion.
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Post: # 59510Post Shirley »

It is sad that people don't know about the origins of the food they are eating, but worse still are the parents that drag their children away from things like example 3. Even if the family is vegetarian, then surely they should be allowed to understand the process.

Carrots don't have green bits on... that's unbelievable. :banghead:
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Post: # 59515Post magnuscanis »

Shirlz wrote:It is sad that people don't know about the origins of the food they are eating, but worse still are the parents that drag their children away from things like example 3. Even if the family is vegetarian, then surely they should be allowed to understand the process.
I remember when I was at school many of my classmates were horrified when I mentioned that we had eaten our pet rabbits. As a matter of fact, although I probably didn't realise it at the time, we'd been raising the rabbits to eat in any case and just treated them as pets while we were doing so (I was probably about 5 or 6 when we had the rabbits and perhaps a few years older when talking about them at school).

I guess I've been fortunate to grow up having a farmer for an uncle, and parents who would happily raise a few rabbits for food or accept a brace of live chickens to kill and eat (enlisting my help to pluck them), so I've never really had any difficulty in making the connection between live animals and the meat that is served on my plate. Similarly, while I'm far from an expert gardener, I at least know that carrots come with green bits and simple stuff like that.

Many people are not so fortunate in their upbringing. I had some friends who enjoyed telling me a story of a time when they were out with another friend of theirs, who was from the inner city, and encountered a shire horse. Apparently he looked at it and innocently asked "so, is that a pony then?" :shock:

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Post: # 59570Post Jack »

Gidday

Well I caint remember when cos I was sooo young when I first watched my father killing and dressing a sheep for our mutton.

Yes I have worked in the food industry, a restaurant, and now it's ewwww with me when I have to eat food that I haven't grown or killed myself.
I think I am a lucky bugger because of that too.
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Post: # 59578Post glenniedragon »

We used to do roman reenactment many moons ago (before children) and I know exactly where you're coming from,-try explaing fish sauce! I think now we are so separate from the production of our food as a whole it allows a shutting off of the realities, maybe if folks were more intune with the realities of their food they would be more respectful of it- resist the temptation of overly processed 'reclaimed' meat, and respect for what you put in yourself shortly follows.

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My personal favourite came at playgroup when one of the other kids ran to his mum screaming "D says eggs come out chicken's bums and they use the same hole for poo!!" Our youngest had been setting him straight.

The mum was as horrified as the child and couldn't believe it either...
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On another forum I post on, a woman recently had a complete RANT about another mother in her daughter's school who had brought chickens and rabbits to raise at home to KILL AND EAT!!! This woman (the ranter) was scandalized, said it had upset all the children at school, and she was going to complain to the local council about it. She was completely appalled that people would raise their own small livestock to eat - what sort of example of that was that to their children! *weak laughter*

Fortunately there were enough people on this forum who grow their own food, whether vegetable or animal, and were able to calm her down a bit, although I think she is still puzzled over the entire enterprise.
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Post: # 59618Post Jack »

Gidday

O.K. then, but haven't you people allowed your government to make it illegal for you to kill and dress your own sheep, goats etc.?
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Karen_D wrote:I do Viking Age re-enactment and "Is it real?" is something you hear a lot in the encampment.

It wouldn't be so bad if it was just the kids who came out with it but often you can tell exactly where they get it from.
Ask the parents if they thought Vikings had chicken nuggets... It's bad enough "normal" people not knowing where their food comes from, but folk who are into history like that - can't understand this kind of attitude... Or do they just do it because they like the dressing up? :?
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