I must admit I am not the tidiest of people, nor is my girlfriend so between us we do tend to let the housework slip. After having trouble with the electrics and repeatedly reporting it to the letting agent they decided to do something about it and so some bloke from the agency turned up a couple of days ago (Tuesday) unannounced. He asked me if the trouble with the light fittings was because I had not changed the light bulbs

This escalated when he told the boss of the letting agency. She phoned and said she would be around today (2 days later) to check the place out. Great I thought plenty of time to sort the place out. Emma was due to leave on Tuesday night to visit her Mum in Edinburgh so she and I did what we could and we managed to get the house looking a little better, thinking that I could finish off on the following day.
Knock on the door the next day and it was boss lady saying that she was so worried about the house that she had to come herself early. Armed with a digital camera she went around the house and took loads of snaps and repeatedly moaned at me for letting the place get into such a state, out of the 180 properties this (despite one days worth of cleaning) this was the worst that she had ever seen, how could I live like this blah, blah, blah - then she started to threaten eviction. She told me about all these wonderful chemicals that I should be using around my house and left saying she would return in 24 hours to assess if we needed professional cleaners to come round.
It was about 10.30am when she left and I set to work with vinegar, lemons and bicarbonate of soda.
The vinegar seemed to work the best, I diluted it and used it in the bathroom, on woodwork and on the windows. I used white vinegar which I got from the local greengrocer (£2 for 5 liters). I have made the mistake in the past of using malt vinegar on white surfaces, it can leave a bit of a stain.
Mostly used lemon juice in the kitchen to get out the more stubborn stains, good tip to clean the microwave is to stick half a lemon in a small bowl of water and zap it for 30 seconds (thanks to whoever posted this a while back). The grease seems to drop off after that. Actually when I say the stubborn stains the black marks that you can get around your hob top took a bit more to get rid of and I used bicarb for those. Sprinkled it on and scrubbed away with a damp cloth or wire wool.
Well I was up until 5am last night (this morning) cleaning away, muttering to myself about the injustice of it all. I then got up at 9am to finish off and it is all done now and I am absolutely knackered. Still waiting for the boss lady to turn up and see what it going on. Fingers crossed we won't get evicted the house is sparkling from top to bottom without the use of a single chemical.
Well the boss lady came round after posting this on the blog and she was smiling about the state of the house this time. She intends to do a monthly inspection for the next two months and as long as it is kept to this standard no eviction. She stipulated that we have to steam clean the carpets and get some of the marks off the wallpaper but a big no to the professional cleaners and extra chemicals.

She did say that I should use cif on the marks on the walls but is there a chemical free way that won't take off the wallpaper? Also is steam cleaning the only way to get the carpets clean?