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Kiwi campaign...
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Boots
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Good. Well, ava giggle at this...
An Aussie is having a quiet drink in a bar. He leans over to the big guy next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?
The big guy replies, 'Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 1.90 m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks."
The Aussie nods, and the guy continues... "The guy next to me is 1.85 m, weighs 115 kg and he's an ex-All Black lock."
Aussie nods again.
"Next to him is a bloke who's 2 m tall, weighs 120 kg and he's a current All Black second rower. Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?"
The Aussie shrugs, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
An Aussie is having a quiet drink in a bar. He leans over to the big guy next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?
The big guy replies, 'Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 1.90 m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks."
The Aussie nods, and the guy continues... "The guy next to me is 1.85 m, weighs 115 kg and he's an ex-All Black lock."
Aussie nods again.
"Next to him is a bloke who's 2 m tall, weighs 120 kg and he's a current All Black second rower. Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?"
The Aussie shrugs, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schultz
That joke is absolute bollocks BootsBoots wrote:Good. Well, ava giggle at this...
An Aussie is having a quiet drink in a bar. He leans over to the big guy next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?
The big guy replies, 'Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 1.90 m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks."
The Aussie nods, and the guy continues... "The guy next to me is 1.85 m, weighs 115 kg and he's an ex-All Black lock."
Aussie nods again.
"Next to him is a bloke who's 2 m tall, weighs 120 kg and he's a current All Black second rower. Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?"
The Aussie shrugs, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
.... It's like the mythical father christmas and the tooth fairy, An Aussie having a quiet drink in a bar... nah impossible, doesn't happen...aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
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something like that Jack, something like that......Jack wrote:Gidday
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