Kiwi campaign...

Millymollymandy · Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:02 pm

Oh it's great having all these Kiwis around so you Aussies don't pick on the poor old Poms.

Wombat · Post: # 52513Post **Wombat** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:39 pm

Oh, I dunno........................

Nev

ohareward · Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:41 pm

Hi all, I have a son and two brothers-in-law living in the Western Isle off shore, and I thought that there must be something about that place that is mighty attractive for them to want to live there. I have racked my brains for yonks, but for the life of me I have yet to find out what it is. We are going over to Jimboomba, west of Brisbane, for a wedding in May, so I will be sussing the place out.

Robin

Jack · Post: # 52584Post **Jack** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:21 am

Gidday

Well I was over in West Island for a couple of weeks at the end of January.

To my surprise, I found out that English is a very minor language and it is very hard to communicated with anyone in the big cities. Also, Melbounre their second biggest city is just a huge slum with a glitzy C.B.D.

I doubt if I will be going back, unles Boots or Nev will be with me as interpreters.

Boots · Post: # 52586Post **Boots** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:55 am

Yeah mate, I'll show you round.

You wanna see our country? Better come out into the country, huh? No point just hanging round the airports...

Wombat · Post: # 52620Post **Wombat** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:52 am

What Boots said......

Kiwi · Post: # 52626Post **Kiwi** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:35 pm

Boots wrote:Oi! GET A GRIP ON YERSELF THIS MINUTE...You poo jabbers don't have permission to even be thinking about my arse, right? Got that...?

You just stick to yer sheep!

aaaaaaaaahahahaha if you want me to stick to the sheep, I'll need to borrow your Velcro knee pads, Boots, we can't get them here. Another invention proudly made in Australia...

Boots · Post: # 52674Post **Boots** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:42 pm

Velcro knee pads, huh? Never heard of such a thing. Obviously it was an invention geared toward a specialty market and is on its way direct to the land of 'We need help with everything"...

You need help reading the instructions, Kiwi?

Jack · Post: # 52681Post **Jack** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:15 pm

Gidday

Yeah Kiwi, if you want to know how to use them old Boots has had a lota experience with them so just ask him.

Muddypause · Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:20 pm

Has anybody in the Northern Hemisphere got any idea what this thread is about?

red · Post: # 52701Post **red** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:48 pm

shhhh! no no idea here - but hey they seem happy... let them play...

Wombat · Post: # 52706Post **Wombat** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:51 pm

Jack wrote:Gidday

Yeah Kiwi, if you want to know how to use them old Boots has had a lota experience with them so just ask him.

Umm, Jack....................Boots is a (very attractive) lady.............

Nev

Wombat · Post: # 52708Post **Wombat** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:53 pm

Muddypause wrote:Has anybody in the Northern Hemisphere got any idea what this thread is about?

no probs mate, it's sports!

just the usual intra ANZAC slagging match

Nev

Boots · Post: # 52713Post **Boots** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:10 am

Umm, Jack....................Boots is a lady.............

Does the rest of the planet now understand the key to understanding our dear kiwi cousins?

You....gotta... talk... reeeeeeeal......sloooooooow....and....re-peeeaat.... yourself... over....and... ov-errrrrrr.

They get it eventually.

Bonniegirl · Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:23 am

Oh I shouldn't laugh!!