Does wildlife interest you?

[Millymollymandy]

Would you like to see a new section where we can discuss wildlife?

[Paddy's mum]

I wanna, I wanna .. but I don't know how to enter the poll!

Sorry to be such a technophobe, but how do I get in there and register my vote?

Somebody, PLEASE, take pity on me and educate me in netitechniques and tell me how I go about it!! By the way, you know my vote will be YES YES YES!!!!!

Just a little BTW, do you want a place to hear what is happening on my plot with a pair of mistle thrushes?(yeah, okay, that's probably trying to weight the scales but I'm keen on a Wildlife Corner!)

[funkypixie]

@ Paddy's Mum - all you need to do is click your Mouse on the YES box and then click submit vote

@M3 - YES YES YES please!

[Paddy's mum]

Good evening FPixie. I tried so HARD to follow your directions, and was getting unbelievably frustrated 'cos I couldn't find what you were referring to!

Finally, after hubby and I had explored every avenue, we FELL across it and voted - do the ten attempts to find it count for ten votes? No - aw, shucks - well, we tried!

Thank you for taking pity on an old lady (well, does 56 count?) who never had computers in school and thought we were blessed if we had an abacus between four of us!

I don't think I'm alone - I'd be heartily in favour of a Nature Corner,or whatever other folk wish to call it.

I was usually the one who got the extra housepoint because my father was a shooting man and often brought home the jay's blue feather, the shed snakeskin or the owl pellet. It was the only thing I did ever get a housepoint for!

[Stonehead]

Thank you for taking pity on an old lady (well, does 56 count?) who never had computers in school and thought we were blessed if we had an abacus between four of us!

Ooh arr! In my day, we were lucky to have seven hands between the four of us...

[dibnah]

we used to dream of having an abacus, all we had were five snail shells and a stone

[Paddy's mum]

When I was a boy, we .......... John Cleese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dibnah]

you south lincolnshire types

[Paddy's mum]

Hey, you quiet blighters!!!! When did I go from a Margo to a Tom Good?

That can't be legal - surely the Human Rights Acts of the EU prohibit it?

At the very least, you should have warned me under the Elves (is that how you pronounce 'Elf'n'Safety?........................ no reply? ----- off to my solicitor in the morning! Gonna sue the pants off you, you swine!!!!!













Oh, oh ............. I withdraw everything. I've now been informed that it's the same as being promoted out of harm's way.. ...............okay, cool!

(Apparently, it's what the government does with incompetent MP's.... your votes welcome!)

[Millymollymandy]

Paddy's Mum - didn't you notice you were Jerry for quite a while?

Keep on voting everyone! We'll wait for Andy to come online and see what he thinks.

I think that "Nature Corner" is a nice title too.

[Millymollymandy]

For the time being, can you post stuff about wildlife in the Wild Foods section please? The more the merrier!

[Boots]

I don't think i can post about wildlife in the wild food section. Just doesn't seem right.

One of my nutty neighbours approached me in town the other day asking for permission for her boyfriend to kill my peacocks. Told me she had permission from the previous owner. They are noisy, she said.

Just looked at her for abit.

"I am not giving permission for anyone to kill anything. Because you are pretty noisy too."

She changed the subject, but I am now doing regular head counts...