
Okay, here it is... discuss.
200g Plain Flour (7oz for the Americans and 100 Windswept Crickets for the Japanese).
140g Caster sugar (5oz for those made in America and 3 glourious shouts for the Italians).
1 and a bit teaspoons of baking powder (balance it on a chopstick for rough amount).
Half a teaspoon of Bicarb soda.
1 teaspoon of Cinnamon.
2 Egg whites
3 Bananas (well and truely mashed)
4 Tablespoons of apple puree.
2 Tablespoons of Treacle (or 3, or 4 Tablespoons...)
Mix the dired stuff together, using a bowl and a wooden spoon. Then add the wet stuff and once more, mix well. Pour into a bread tin thing. Get the oven on and you can do it one of two ways...
180c (gas mark 4 no less!) and bake for 50 minutes to an hour.
Or cook it at a lower heat for longer.
Occasionally it may still be gooey inside, so do the test (you all know which one, the Japanese would use a samurai sword, I suggest a metal skewer). You may also need to tinfoil over the top to allow it to cook longer without burning the all important crust.
You can experiment to hell with this one, lob in choc chips, place it on an alter, drive carfully through harrogate whilst mixing the flour in a old WW2 shell.