For those who are lacking in the trouser department.

[spider8]

Makes me think of the Tudor Blackadder with his big black codpiece.........turn round too quickly and slap someone .

[old tree man]

does it come with a huge chain to hang around your neck and oil for your hair

[pelmetman]

Personaly if I felt the need to enhance my package I would use a banna as at least I would have my lunch with me

Dave

[Millymollymandy]

Personaly if I felt the need to enhance my package I would use a banna as at least I would have my lunch with me

Dave

But what a let down after you'd eaten it - and more to the point WOULD you want to eat it knowing where it had been?

[crowsashes]

im sorry but any guy choosing to wear them is clearly only going to look overly excited .... definitely not well endowed.

[pelmetman]

Personaly if I felt the need to enhance my package I would use a banna as at least I would have my lunch with me

Dave

But what a let down after you'd eaten it - and more to the point WOULD you want to eat it knowing where it had been?

Whats wrong with a slightly warm banna ..................mindyou they are better on the bbq

[MKG]

No ... don't. If you put your banana on the barbecue it would hurt.

Mike

[MuddyWitch]

Bananas are better frozen, as then they taste just like banana icecream....

MW

[Millymollymandy]

Well I like barbecued banana WITH ice cream.

[Thurston Garden]

Remember the cod-piece, Susie?

Iain Anderson of that fab band, Jethro Tull regularly sported such a piece lol



When I saw this thread I actually thought it was going to be about personalised number plates...

[southeast-isher]

You could always do a Tom Jones and lob a salami down there. And for the snug fit you can always ask the wife to do some pelvic floor exercises.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... ual-health

[ina]

You could always do a Tom Jones and lob a salami down there.

Need to keep well away from any dogs, though!

[Millymollymandy]

You could always do a Tom Jones and lob a salami down there. And for the snug fit you can always ask the wife to do some pelvic floor exercises.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... ual-health

Love the article! I know there are contraptions you can buy to do the exercises yourself but to have the kine shove it in and do it for you!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! What if he is a MAN????? OMG.

[sleepyowl]

Really if you went out with a guy wearing a pair of these it would be disappointing when he took them off, don't see the point of them, even though I'd consider myself distinctly average I don't see the point in them, it is much better to except what you got than to give yourself a false ego boost