101 important [but lighthearted] questions

[brett53]

Why is it ******* snowing again! Well hailing here

or more to the point - what happened to all this global warming then ?? - i still waiting for it TO warm up

[Big Al]

Q30 and one that puzzles most men - why do women always go to the loo if out socially /dancing etc in pairs ??

after all if guys went to the loo in pairs - people would talk

Q31 - why do women keep so much c**P in their handbags - then moan that the things are heavy ??

Q33 if the answer to life ,the universe and everything IS 42 - whats the question ??

Q30 because they have so much crap / bitching / slagging others off to tell each other means it takes all night to get through it all.

Q31 Because it will come in handy sometime, somewhere, [ they think, therefore it will] and thus when it gets full they need a larger bag. ( me being a tight arse I make a larger bag for mrs BA)

Q33 " What is the answer"

[Big Al]

Why is it ******* snowing again! Well hailing here

or more to the point - what happened to all this global warming then ?? - i still waiting for it TO warm up

Because the gulf airstream that keeps us warm is cooling down and thus the artic siberian winds are coming closer to Britain......

[Thomzo]

Why is it cheaper to buy a train ticket if you book months in advance? As if they would bother putting on an extra train just cos it's fully booked.

Zoe

[Harasimow]

Why do we insist on smashing up our glass bottles, use fossil fuels to heat it up to high temperatures and then make new glass bottles out them. Why not just have a few standard sizes of bottles which get cleaned and refilled personally?


Why isnt all packaging taxed say 1p cardboard, 5p plastic bottles 10p metal cans ect which can be claimed back whn you take it for recyling. Would reduce the litter problem if kids could earn dosh from picking it up.

[MuddyWitch]

Why can't those in power see the blindingly obvious?!!

IE tax the polluter, nuclear power isn't even slightly 'green', large schools are a real breeding ground for ASBO's...etc etc etc

MW

[citizentwiglet]

Why are buses freezing cold in Winter, but have all the heating on in July?

Why isn't Philip Glenister my husband?

Why does my 15 month old refuse water of any kind, unless it's bath water which he slurps up with gay abandon?

[MKG]

Who is Philip Glenister?

[citizentwiglet]

THIS.....is Philip Glenister....

http://www.philip-glenister.com/

[homegrown]

not sue what we're up to but,

Why does it always rain after you wash the car?

How come children dislike the food the loved the day before?

If humans are so bloody intelligent why on earth did we invent occupational Health and Safety?

Why can we make jams and pickles in our own kitchens to eat ourselves but have to use a commercial one if we sell it, don't we matter?

How come no matter how big a messy mat I put down my kids still manage to food on the carpet?

Why do city folk drive 5 mins down the road to buy a bottle of milk but the go for a 10 mile hike on the weekend?

Why do we all have so many strange but wonderful questions?

[Rosendula]

Why do people with little cars who visit our neighbours have to park right in the middle of a parking space that is big enough for 2 medium-sized cars, thereby stopping us park our car anywhere near our house? The times OH has come home from work drenched and exhausted and then had to park half way up the street because some selfish twerp can't think beyond themselves. And when I've been to the stupormarket - which these days means buying a month's supply of heavy and bulky things like flour, cereals, toilet rolls, etc. - having to traipse up and down the street with boxes and bags.....Well, it's just.....you know......grrrrrr!

Aaah, that's better

[citizentwiglet]

Following a similar theme - why are people with no children with them genuinely surprised when I growl at them for parking in the Parent and Child places (as I lug two small children through the rain from the far end of the carpark)?
Oh, and for people like my dear father - having your 37 year old daughter in the car does NOT qualify you to park there 'because you are with your child'.

Is there a direct correlation between price of car and complete inability to park it / do a three-point-turn in it without holding up traffic for 20 minutes?

[Gert]

41'ish .Why do I have a mental block about spelling the word "received "

[homegrown]

Here is an old question that has plagued the mind of many, If a tree falls in the woods and no one is aroun to hear it does it make a sound?


Why do they advertise all you can eat, when it's never all I can eat just some skinny little thing that has two slices of whatever and feels full?

Why does any promotion that says free always end up costing so much?

Why are cats more intelligent than Humans and how did we end up working for them?

how is it that no matter how long it takes you to clean up children can create the mess in one sixteenth of the time?

How can children wake throughout the night and be a box of birds or a v8 chrysler in the morning yet I miss an hour and I feel like I've been awake for days?

What we need now is a forum that has 101 awnsers to the 101 light hearted questions cause I haven't got a clue

[brett53]

why am i here ??

what is this place ??

what planet am i on ??

and who the hell ARE you people ??

4 questions i ask frequently