It's not your run of the mill kinda job - and not for the faint hearted!

I had my "interview" last Saturday - Hallowe'en - her busiest day of the year! I had to go in costume - so I went as Fubar the F**k up Fairy - with tattered wings and a bottle brush for a wand!

I'm Fubar the Fk up Fairy
I am clumsy
I am Scary
I'll trip you up if you're not wary
(And my legs are rather hairy

'cos I'm Fubar the Fk up fairy!

Roll on Christmas - I may be spending my working week in a Santa costume!
