would it be considered

[Russian Doll]

self sufficentish if i used my ex husband as manure...surely technically im recycling a hugs waste of space and turning him into the shit he is

[sleepyowl]

Don't get mad get hexing

[Big Al]

self sufficentish if i used my ex husband as manure...surely technically im recycling a hugs waste of space and turning him into the shit he is

technically yes but if he's full of shit then surely he needs to be fed more so you can eventually get more use out of him.

[Odsox]

self sufficentish if i used my ex husband as manure...surely technically im recycling a hugs waste of space and turning him into the shit he is

Well it really depends if he is a vegetarian or a meat eater.
You should never use faeces from a meat eater as manure but vegetarian animal faeces are just fine.
So I'm sure you know best

[Russian Doll]

self sufficentish if i used my ex husband as manure...surely technically im recycling a hugs waste of space and turning him into the shit he is

Well it really depends if he is a vegetarian or a meat eater.
You should never use faeces from a meat eater as manure but vegetarian animal faeces are just fine.
So I'm sure you know best

m no he is a meat eater...i could always use him to clean the toilet out..he rarely shaves so would make a smashing bog brush

[snapdragon]

Weeeeell pigs are omnivores - you could feed him to the piggies and re-cycle him that way round

[Russian Doll]

Weeeeell pigs are omnivores - you could feed him to the piggies and re-cycle him that way round

loving that idea anyone on here got some starving pigs that need feeding up....think hannibal lector

[JulieSherris]

I'm looking at getting a coupla pigs..... can you freeze him till I'm ready?
Then in exchange for the money I save on feed, I'll let you have some prime chops & bacon! Fair swap?

Hehehe..... have you thought though..... if he's full of bullshit, you could use him to grow some really tasty mushrooms.....

[Russian Doll]

I'm looking at getting a coupla pigs..... can you freeze him till I'm ready?
Then in exchange for the money I save on feed, I'll let you have some prime chops & bacon! Fair swap?

Hehehe..... have you thought though..... if he's full of bullshit, you could use him to grow some really tasty mushrooms.....

pmsl you have a deal...mmmmmmmmmmmmm great satisfaction at frying the ex into bacon sandwiches

[Flo]

Funny but the reason that graveyards are so productive is the good buried bodies which contain everything from dried blood to bone meal as they rot down.

Having had to mow churchyards, I have a great appreciation of environmentally friendly methods of disposal for humans

[the.fee.fairy]

Well, human is closest to pig...so cut out the middle animal and make him into bacon sandwiches!

[JulieSherris]

Well, human is closest to pig...so cut out the middle animal and make him into bacon sandwiches!

Hmmm..... ok, if this was to happen, how long would he have to hang before he got chopped & jointed?

[Russian Doll]

Well, human is closest to pig...so cut out the middle animal and make him into bacon sandwiches!

Hmmm..... ok, if this was to happen, how long would he have to hang before he got chopped & jointed?

and it is more humane to hang by his bits whilst alive

[Big Al]

Well, human is closest to pig...so cut out the middle animal and make him into bacon sandwiches!

Hmmm..... ok, if this was to happen, how long would he have to hang before he got chopped & jointed?

and it is more humane to hang by his bits whilst alive

If he's an ex then let that suffice

[mrsflibble]

Don't get mad get hexing

nooo, power of 3x3 means she'd end up mmore fuxded than before lol!!!


no babes, carry on the way you are doing and work out a way to hit him where it hurts.