I heard a daft joke

[old tree man]

I heard this joke this morning and it gave me a titter.................With the credit crunch imminent pondstretcher and mark and spencer have decided to merge, the new shops will now be called stretch marks !!!!!!!
Russ

[Millymollymandy]

Ha ha ha!

[MuddyWitch]

We need more silly jokes, they cheer up a boring Monday.

Thanks old tree man

MW

[Green Aura]

A welcome relief from doing my tax return! Thanks

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[Annpan]

lol...

I got this one sent to me by an uncle in Canada.... It made me laugh...

A guy was driving around New York when he saw a sign in front of a
house,

'Talking Dog for Sale.'

He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard.
The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..

'You talk?' he asked.

'Yep,' the Lab replied.

'So, what's the story?'

The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
Police about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.'
'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of
puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he
wanted for the dog.

'Ten dollars.' the man said.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?'. . . . . . .

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shite.'

[Milims]

[Millymollymandy]

That one got a laugh out loud!

[old tree man]

thats good