The tree planting scheme would be great - anywhere but here. As you've guessed you can't move for trees here! (Oh for a clear green field....). Maybe I could dig up and bag up the baby apples and stand them by the road for passers-by to take away for free? Or, better yet, a new version of Pick your own - Dig up your own! As it's the digging up I dont fancy.
Julie, well, it's nice to hear that some other ishers have got it harder than I have!! I've also got the hundred odd fully mature trees to fell and then chop up into tidy little 35cm pieces. Argh! But you've got a lot more land to maintain than I have....
The mushroom injection is an idea. If I could rot the things away without digging them up - that would be great. Hmm... I shouldnt ask, but are there are nasty chemicals that can do the same thing a bit quicker? I'm Organic by nature and will be growing the whole plot as Organically as possible - but sometimes you have to reach for the slug pellets or, in this case, the dynamite!?
Does anyone use/has anyone used an earth digging machine for this sort of thing - like a little JCB? Would a very robust rotavator rip up saplings? Would pigs/goats eat them? Root and all? I never had this size of problem before.