Story generator

[thefriarandme]

"only one" and smiled. "Don't tell anyone" he said, " but I'm I'm really a chameleon in cognito!" The captain of the ladies rugby club ...

[MKG]

..., a very large lady with a quite fetching beard, thumped him on the back and said ...

[thefriarandme]

... "Have you seen that scarecrow?" ...

[grumpy-gran]

I swear it just moved please help me..........

[invisiblepiper]

...becuase scarecrows make me incredibly nervous. So nervous, in fact , that if I meet one which talks, there is a good chance that I will.............

[daisydoo]

poo my pants....................

[pumpy]

... & so Tigger ran in, only to find that it was another "poo". On spotting Tigger,bear(who has yet to reveal his name),said "I say,old chap,fancy a game of............."

[thefriarandme]

"... chicken? You be the chicken, I'll be the chef!" Tigger was suspicious. He knew those onions were spring onions and the only one allowed to spring ...

[sleepyowl]

bear(who has yet to reveal his name)"

(his name is Rob it was mentioned in the first sentence)

hide & seek which was now being played by a few of the other animals, to which a porcupine shouted, 'I have found Jesus he is hiding behind the...........

[pumpy]

(just checking that you were paying attention at the back),..........carry on!

[thefriarandme]

the demijohns and that bucket of water' she said, 'Aaah, so that's how he did it ... with sugar, yeast and a can of ...'

[pumpy]

......pilchard brine.(x 5000). Anyway, back to robot bear!(rob for short). Leaving the blackberry saga way behind him, he found himself at the doors of a large wardrobe........

[invisiblepiper]

............OH NO! He cried, plese don't tell me I'm in IKEA. Why i would simply have to...

[grumpy-gran]

buy a flatpack to get out of here and go to.......

[sleepyowl]

my bedroom to put it up, but when he got it back hoeme & assembled it he realised it wasn't the fjarnik wardrobe he it said it was but a.....