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Post: # 99489Post johnhcrf »

The Selfsufficientish Bible Volume......
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Post: # 100008Post tim&fatima »

Volume......99. oh, I remember them now, cried Burmflup.
Good, said Nikboo, now stop asking stupid questions, we have a quest to finish. which way to the wise one. over there said Burmflup, just past the..
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Post: # 100034Post ocailleagh »

..Forest of Fantastically Furry Fruit trees!"

They continued on their journey, carried by the solar winds, past the vast forest, each recalling tales of the Jimblejuice fountain that was said to be found in a clearing in the middle of the woods. Just then, the weather turned...
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Post: # 100049Post Milims »

very squibbly! "Oh no!" cried Nikboo "I forgot my jelly shoes!"
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Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
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Post: # 100077Post MKG »

... "Lucky I have two pairs, then" said Burmflup. "Did you know the maggots went into the Ark in them?"

"What!" said Nikboo.

"Pears" replied Burmflup, throwing a couple of wobbly wellies ...

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Post: # 100085Post tim&fatima »

..at Nikboo. they ain't gonna fit! havent you got a size 67. just put them on.. and keep moving, we are just coming to the clearing in the middle of the woods, thats where the Jimblejuice fountain is, and that means we are half way to the...
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Post: # 100112Post oldfella »

Wobbly Wellie frowing competition and I fink dat now I's drunk 5 glas's off jimble juce I 'hic' can fro dem 'hic' a longs wey 'hic ooh I's feel sic
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"Isn't it odd", mused Nikboo "how names change. When we started this story, I was called Nibkoo ...".

"Don't know what you're talking about" sniffed Flurmbup ...

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Post: # 100507Post oldfella »

walking off in a fluff
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Post: # 100519Post johnhcrf »

"Anyway, the Great Text Editor will iron out all the mistakes at the end of time, Nibkoo!".
"I hope so", replied Nibkoo," otherwise there is no meaning to life".
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Post: # 100527Post ocailleagh »

As Nibkoo mused on the sudden metatextual turn that life had taken he noticed that the twin suns were setting and the first, and smallest of the three moons was just appearing over the horizon so he and Burmflup decided to make camp under the spreading branches of an M'mmmm Tree. They had started searching for firewood when, from behind a small shrub, they heard a...
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Post: # 100532Post tim&fatima »

strange noise, "Who goes there" said nibkoo, in his most manly voice. "no-one" came the reply, in a strange squeaky voice, nibkoo and Burmflup looked at each other and...
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Post: # 100672Post ocailleagh »

...ran for the hills!
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Post: # 100698Post Milims »

"Phew! That was close!" they panted. "Next time we really must.......
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Let us be silly and free
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But damn it how happy we'll be!
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Post: # 100715Post oldfella »

put our pants on, one leg at time of course, but what do we do now with no trousers to cover our
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