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Roger Irrelevant returns

Post: # 174127Post pumpy »

You can lead a horse to water......... but you can't make it pay your telephone bill.
it's either one or the other, or neither of the two.

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You can take a horticulture but you can't make her think!
Let us be lovely
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
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Post: # 174319Post MKG »

Where do people keep the water they save?

Why are wind farms always in places which already have enough wind?
The secret of life is to aim below the head (With thanks to MMM)

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Post: # 174395Post MuddyWitch »

If an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewritters would come up with shakespear would we debate if they had really written Marlow?

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Post: # 174639Post Millymollymandy »

MKG wrote:Where do people keep the water they save?
In waterbutts and IBCs of course!
boboff wrote:Oh and just for MMM, :hugish: (thanks)
http://chateaumoorhen.blogspot.com/

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Post: # 174727Post Thomzo »

Just how much chocolate is too much? (Is there any such thing as too much chocolate?)

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Post: # 175028Post mrsflibble »

if you taped a buttered slce of toast to the back of a cat and then dropped it, would you create a perpetual motion machine?
if so, how could you harness the power?
oh how I love my tea, tea in the afternoon. I can't do without it, and I think I'll have another cup very
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!

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Post: # 175137Post MuddyWitch »

perPETual? oh dear! :lol:


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