have a laugh.
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pumpy
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have a laugh.
During these days, when everyone is mindfull of the general finance situation,lets have a laugh & share favourite jokes............... I went to the Sunday market,yesterday,to buy some camouflage trousers, but i couldn't see any.
it's either one or the other, or neither of the two.
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JulieSherris
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Re: have a laugh.
My 4 yr old granddaughter is staying for a week..... we went shopping for supplies today & out the blue, she told her very first (unrehearsed) joke - took me by surprise, & made me giggle! 
"Why did the worm go into the apple??
Because all the other animals went in pears/pairs".........
OK- I guess you had to be there
"Why did the worm go into the apple??
Because all the other animals went in pears/pairs".........
OK- I guess you had to be there
The more people I meet, the more I like my garden 
Re: have a laugh.
My neighbour told me this one the other day.... it's new to me
A man returns home after a night down the pub... he says to his wife as he comes in
"You wouldn't believe what they were talking about down the pub, apparently the postman has been shaggin' all the woman on the street, except for one"
The wife replies "Aye, I'll bet it's that snooty cow from number 43"
A man returns home after a night down the pub... he says to his wife as he comes in
"You wouldn't believe what they were talking about down the pub, apparently the postman has been shaggin' all the woman on the street, except for one"
The wife replies "Aye, I'll bet it's that snooty cow from number 43"
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some days you're the lamp-post"
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invisiblepiper
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Re: have a laugh.
Good grief - I can't think of any polite enough to post!
Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less travelled by
And that has made all the difference.
(Robert Frost)
And I took the one less travelled by
And that has made all the difference.
(Robert Frost)
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mamos
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Re: have a laugh.
Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.
Daddy balloon said to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No you are not sleeping with us and that's final. OK said baby balloon sadly.
Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dads knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy's knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. he still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy and daddy.
The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can't sleep with us. you've let me down, you're mummy down, and worse of all you've let yourself down.
mamos
Daddy balloon said to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No you are not sleeping with us and that's final. OK said baby balloon sadly.
Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dads knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy's knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. he still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy and daddy.
The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can't sleep with us. you've let me down, you're mummy down, and worse of all you've let yourself down.
mamos
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Milims
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Re: have a laugh.
He he he he he he! I love it!
Two monkeys in a mine field - a baboom and an oranabang!
Two monkeys in a mine field - a baboom and an oranabang!
Let us be lovely
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
Edward Monkton
Member of the Ish Weight Loss Club since 10/1/11 Started at 12st 8 and have lost 8lb so far!
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
Edward Monkton
Member of the Ish Weight Loss Club since 10/1/11 Started at 12st 8 and have lost 8lb so far!
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invisiblepiper
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Re: have a laugh.
Ok .... Bob Hope was once asked what sex was like at 70. He said 'fine - but much better if you pull into a layby!......
Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less travelled by
And that has made all the difference.
(Robert Frost)
And I took the one less travelled by
And that has made all the difference.
(Robert Frost)