Yippee - I'm completely and utterly...........

magenta flame · Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:32 am

Well congrats on being average .....I think .

I don't think I could stand being called 'average' although I probably am ....I fight my averageness like it's a plague

don't bring madels into your home, it would be a waste of food once they've perged everything they've eaten.

I know what you mena wombat (about the walk thingy they do ) Who the hell walks like that ? It looks like they suffer hip displasia

Millymollymandy · Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:07 pm

Congrats Milims!

You didn't say whether this is all going to be on telly or not though - is it? I hope so. Oh there are so many media stars on this forum now!

mrsflibble · Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:33 pm

good for you milims!

Milims · Post: # 95754Post **Milims** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:18 pm

I've been told it's on tv in early June

MF - I rather like the fact that I'm Mrs Average - believe it or not it's something I've rather aspired to. My parents always pushed me to me to stand out 'cos I sang and my mother wanted me to be way better than I really am and my x husb wanted me to be the perfect trohpy wife - so I strived for that too. As a result I tried too hard to be what was expected of me and was never true to my self. Over the past 3 years or so I've learned to accept myself for who I am and not what other people want me to be. So, for me, being declared Mrs Average is just fine - I fit in, I'm "normal", I'm acceptable for who I am and, more importantly - I like me - lumps and bumps and all - cos it's not what's on the outside that counts.

Stonehead · Post: # 95775Post **Stonehead** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:22 pm

Milims wrote:more importantly - I like me - lumps and bumps and all - cos it's not what's on the outside that counts.

And that proves you're not average!

Milims · Post: # 95782Post **Milims** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:45 pm

Stonehead wrote:
Milims wrote:more importantly - I like me - lumps and bumps and all - cos it's not what's on the outside that counts.
And that proves you're not average!

Which would explain why there's only one of me! lol!

ina · Post: # 95798Post **ina** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:16 pm

Milims wrote:Which would explain why there's only one of me! lol!

Thank goodness!

old tree man · Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:58 am

Talking about supermodels, dawn french once said there are 10 supermodels in the world, the rest of us are normal !!, great words,
i was once mistaken for a super model

sorry my mistake i meant SUPERTANKER

Russ

Stonehead · Post: # 95849Post **Stonehead** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:00 am

old tree man wrote: i was once mistaken for a super model sorry my mistake i meant SUPERTANKER
Russ

Please, please, do not share the bikini shots...

mrsflibble · Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:24 am

oh the photoshop inspiration lol!

oldfella · Post: # 95887Post **oldfella** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:30 am

Average = Normal

Non Average =Abnormal. Which sums me up to a T.

old tree man · Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:11 pm

Stonehead wrote:
old tree man wrote: i was once mistaken for a super model sorry my mistake i meant SUPERTANKER
Russ
Please, please, do not share the bikini shots...

Jane has also forbidden me to wear a "mankini"

Russ

mrsflibble · Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:34 pm

i can just imagine you in one as well, it'd show off the tatoos lovely

ina · Post: # 96067Post **ina** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:26 pm

old tree man wrote: Jane has also forbidden me to wear a "mankini"

I think Jane must be a very sensible woman - why don't you bring her along and introduce her one of these days!

Super.Niki · Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:02 am

Well done Millims!!! Congrats

Was it Bill Bailey that described super models as "bike frames with lipstick" quite scarily true!
Here's it for real women, curves, lumpy bits and "wobbly laydee bits" (bf!) and all!