Occasionally I make up jokes, not sure about my latest I think it needs a little bit of refining -
Got a book out from the library called, "money management and organisational skills". I can't find it and it's three months overdue.
Ok, then there is this one that is the makings of a joke but needs a lot more work. Any ideas of how to change it would be most welcome.
Two blokes tuning a piano
One bloke plays and A as he does the other bloke hears a creaking sound and he falls through the floor boards. He brushes himself off then the bloke plays a B, a chandelier falls and knocks him out.
As he comes to he see's his mate about to play a C and so he shouts, "NOOOO, worse things happen at C".
Ahem, I thank you.
Made up jokes
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Well they made me chuckle!!!! 
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They really made me laugh out loud! I have "that" type of sense of humour! Unfortunately I think it's rubbed off onto my kids. Here are a couple of their made up offerings:
How do you know Berti Basset is a boy?
He has aniseed balls!
What do you call a man who sits on a pineapple?
Spike!
How do you know Berti Basset is a boy?
He has aniseed balls!
What do you call a man who sits on a pineapple?
Spike!
Let us be lovely
And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
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And let us be kind
Let us be silly and free
It won't make us famous
It won't make us rich
But damn it how happy we'll be!
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my husband is still 10 years ols when it comes to the level of his jokes 
One of his favourites is to go into the library when its quite busy and ask for 'unusual' book titles...such as 'Backpacking for Agrophobics'...and see how long it takes them to see the funny side
One of his favourites is to go into the library when its quite busy and ask for 'unusual' book titles...such as 'Backpacking for Agrophobics'...and see how long it takes them to see the funny side
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A bit o' work and a bit o' fun;
Give us all in the struggle and sputter
Our daily bread and a bit o' butter.
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A bit o' work and a bit o' fun;
Give us all in the struggle and sputter
Our daily bread and a bit o' butter.
From an inn in Lancaster, England
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my hubby just texts me jokes he's read in Nuts. he doesn' buy it, but there always seems to be a copy in the mess hall of his depot at work.
what do you call a camel with 4 humps?
saudi quattro.
what do you call a camel with 4 humps?
saudi quattro.
oh how I love my tea, tea in the afternoon. I can't do without it, and I think I'll have another cup very
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!
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Groan at this then...
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
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Ok I did not make this up, but it is my favorite joke - why do elephants drink.
To forget.
To forget.
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Why did the man cut a hole in his carpet? He wanted to see the floor show!
Why did he put it back? he didn't want to see the "hole" show!
OK OK I'll shut up now.
Nev
Why did he put it back? he didn't want to see the "hole" show!
OK OK I'll shut up now.
Nev
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