Funny T'shirts

Boots · Post: # 50855Post **Boots** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:54 pm

Have spent today putting transfers on t-shirts for the kids and found some of their sayings pretty funny.

Thought I would post some and folks might want to add their favourites too. Some of these had me flat out laughing...

1) When God made me he was just showing off!

2) You can Cheer, but you can't shake my pom poms!

3) I'm not Bossy - I just have better %$# IDEAS!

4) If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

5) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Milims · Post: # 50865Post **Milims** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:49 pm

I saw one for a well endowed lady that said "Weapons of mass distraction!!"

Chris has one that says "Liquor - she'll love it!". One night when were out it caused one lady to look puzzled, then smile and then blush!! lol
His other fave is "Dance ability 9 1/2 out of 10. Species unknown!"

glenniedragon · Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:34 pm

I saw one once that really made me laugh, it was
" Mothers of teenage children know why some animals choose to eat their young"

kind thoughts
Deb

Magpie · Post: # 50887Post **Magpie** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:56 pm

As home-schoolers, we like my son's Bart Simpson one, saying "2 cool 4 school", and our friends' "Life's too short to sit in class"

Wombat · Post: # 50904Post **Wombat** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:13 pm

Seen on a young girl - "yes I'm a b1tch, but I'm not your b1tch"

Seen while walking around Mt Druitt - "7 out of the 10 voices in my head said today was a good day to clean my guns"

and a bumper sticker (sort of like a message t-shirt for your car) -

"Boy + Ute = Man
Man + Ute = Great Warrior"

Nev

Shirley · Post: # 50907Post **Shirley** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:59 pm

I remember one from my childhood

Je parle Francais
Parlo Italiano
Ich spreche Deutsch
I tell fibs too

Not trendy nowadays - but I loved to wear it as a kid.

Andy Hamilton · Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:33 am

I thought about having one printed up that said, "instant tw@t, just add alcohol."

Wombat · Post: # 50930Post **Wombat** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:53 am

Andy Hamilton wrote:I thought about having one printed up that said, "instant tw@t, just add alcohol."

I like it!

Boots · Post: # 50935Post **Boots** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:39 am

What if the Hokey Pokey is really what its all about?

Masco&Bongo · Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:32 pm

My friend has one that says

"You're just jealous cos the voices are talking to me"

cir3ngirl · Post: # 50944Post **cir3ngirl** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:46 pm

Got my 9 year old one that says "I try to be good, but I get bored"

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9ball · Post: # 50946Post **9ball** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:27 pm

Body of a god, shame it's buddha.
Laziness isn't an affliction, It's a time consuming hobby.
My idea involves camels and fireworks (more details upon request).
Irish I was drunk.