Beer tasting

[9ball]

Hello everyone, I'm on my somethingth pint of my experimental spring greens beer. It is definately alcoholic, tastes nice and is very fizzy, but smells very badly of farts on christmas evening. I'm also enjoying watching the Crystal maze, which isn't alcoholic or farty as it is a television programme.

Tom

[Shirley]

enjoy - hope it's just the beer that smells of christmas evening farts.. and not you all day long tomorrow as an after effect

[9ball]

Unfortunately mixed with the hummus that I had that night the beer did have a frobscottle effect. Now I've had some of my lovely bacon (any excuse!) this morning though, all whizzpoppers have ceased to be.

Tom

[Annpan]

I hope no-one else has to suffer your bottom-burps

Have some bacon for me ehh, youre making me feel hungry