Hi Casper - and welcome to the site. From the looks of your blog, you seem already to have the right attitude to homebrew (which is a verbose way of saying "Here we go - another plonky for the gang"

).
There's tons of stuff for you to look at in this section. Have look for alcoholic water, MMM's accidental rhubarb wine (delicious - I tried her method and it worked!!!), there's a good heated discussion on traditional marrow rum - oh, all kinds of stuff. And you really shouldn't write things off - parsnip and mead may just be very nice together (or

not).
Mike