Just had to share this with you - any applicants? (from the Louth Leader local paper)
"A Louth man working as a shark wrangler in Australia has been interviewed on BBC Radio 2.
Craig Hobson says he enjoys his job helping researchers tag sharks. He was featured in a news report about South Austrailia wanting young british workers to take up exotic jobs .
There are vacancies for Koala catchers, beer tasters kangaroo poo harvesters and shark personality profilers. "
I wonder if the kangaroo poo is good for tomatoes?
Terri x
“I'd rather be a little weird than all boring.”
― Rebecca McKinsey
Righto, Mr Whitepointer, answer a few simple questions and we'll determine your personality profile: the key to success, relationships, and a very full belly.
Here we go...
Do you like to be engaged in an active and fast-paced activities?
YES NO
Do you enjoy a wide circle of acquaintances?
YES NO
Do you feel involved when watching seals and surfers?
YES NO
Are you usually the first to react to a sudden event, such as a boat capsizing?
YES NO
Are you more interested in the general idea than in the details—do you just bite or do you consider how you will bite?
YES NO
Do you tend to be unbiased—eating seals, humans, fish, seabirds and even other sharks without fear or favour?
YES NO
Do you believe in strict observance of the rules, such as staying outside the shark nets?
YES NO
Is it difficult to get you excited?
YES NO
Do you think about humans often?
YES NO
Do you ever change your mind after you've bitten?
YES NO
Do you prefer to act immediately instead of speculating
about various options, eg bite the nearest target or select between seal, surfer, dolphin and tuna?
YES NO
Is it in your nature to feel guilty about biting the wrong CHOMP CHOMP GULP CHOMP...
Strewth, looks like there's another vacancy Bruce, better recruit another brace of Poms mate.
kangaroo poo harvesters and shark personality profilers. 
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