cunning insults
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- Barbara Good
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Re: cunning insults
Said by my husband to his aunt
'Have a seat, I'm sure there's one that'll hold you.'
'Have a seat, I'm sure there's one that'll hold you.'
"You are a strange little mouse."
"Thank you." -Tale of Despereaux
"Thank you." -Tale of Despereaux
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These are all fabulous, wish I could add one but I don't know any so will watch this thread avidly
Sing like nobody's listening, live like there's no tomorrow, dance like nobody's watching and love like you've never been hurt.
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cooks insult well you're about as sharp as a blunt knife
I'm sure there is someone for everyone, yours just died at birth
no your bum doesn't look big in that dress, its just the room shrinking
ofcourde I think your are intelligent sophisticated and witty, everyon has to have a some fantasies.
ofcourse I thinlk your handsome, now where are my contacts
excuse me I need some more space could you please move your ego a few miles to the left
no your breathe doesn't smell, its time for all plants to go into hibernation.
I'm sure there is someone for everyone, yours just died at birth
no your bum doesn't look big in that dress, its just the room shrinking
ofcourde I think your are intelligent sophisticated and witty, everyon has to have a some fantasies.
ofcourse I thinlk your handsome, now where are my contacts
excuse me I need some more space could you please move your ego a few miles to the left
no your breathe doesn't smell, its time for all plants to go into hibernation.
Our remote ancestors said to their mother Earth, "We are yours."
Modern humanity has said to Nature, "You are mine."
The Green Man has returned as the living face of the whole earth so that through his mouth we may say to the universe, "We are one."
Author Unknown
Modern humanity has said to Nature, "You are mine."
The Green Man has returned as the living face of the whole earth so that through his mouth we may say to the universe, "We are one."
Author Unknown
Re: cunning insults
Claim: "I have the body of a god!!"
Riposte: "Pity it's Buddah"
Savoyard
Riposte: "Pity it's Buddah"
Savoyard
- pelmetman
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Speaking as an outsider what do you think of the human race.
We are all entitled to be stupid but there is no need to abuse the privilege.
Your so funny that just made my piles smile.
Apparantly we lose 10,000 brain cells a day, you must of been born brain dead.
No your not a complete idiot, but keep trying I'm sure you will get there in the end
We are all entitled to be stupid but there is no need to abuse the privilege.
Your so funny that just made my piles smile.
Apparantly we lose 10,000 brain cells a day, you must of been born brain dead.
No your not a complete idiot, but keep trying I'm sure you will get there in the end
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Or... Your not a complete idiot... some parts are missingpelmetman wrote:
No your not a complete idiot, but keep trying I'm sure you will get there in the end
- Thomzo
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In response to someone who has just insulted you, eg: "You've got a big nose"
At least I can have an operation to correct my nose, but no surgery in the world will ever stop you being a complete ar5eh0le.
Zoe
At least I can have an operation to correct my nose, but no surgery in the world will ever stop you being a complete ar5eh0le.
Zoe
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quite good to say to someone who is good at pretending to work, while creating more paperwork, sloping off to "discussions" etc - "you're very officious".
Sounds like efficient. Means the opposite.
And Churchill's spat with Lady Astor - "Winston, I do believe you're drunk", "I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober".
Sounds like efficient. Means the opposite.
And Churchill's spat with Lady Astor - "Winston, I do believe you're drunk", "I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober".
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On leaving my last job.
"Over the years. i've come to consider you as.... someone i worked with.
"Over the years. i've come to consider you as.... someone i worked with.
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There's not enough room in here for my a55 AND your ego
I changed my signature because it was rubbish; I like what you said
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They conceal information from people like you in books
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God made you ugly then hit you in the face with a shovel
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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To someone you don't like................oh ! your just in time to be too late !
Respect to all, be kind to all and you shall reap what you sow.
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aka..... Russ
old tree man,
aka..... Russ
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They said you weren't fit to eat with pigs. I wasn't having that - I said you were.
The secret of life is to aim below the head (With thanks to MMM)