Potato Story

[Andy Hamilton]

can we write a coherent story and have a vegetable in every sentence? Well, I think it is worth a go, I will start with the first sentence to give it a head start. Please if you can copy and paste the whole story so that it is easy for people to jump in if the post gets long.

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown.

[pelmetman]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunatly Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

Oop's how about fruit?

[crowsashes]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

[theabsinthefairy]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

[citizentwiglet]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

[Russian Doll]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

[citizentwiglet]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

'Well, yes' said Peter Parsnip 'that had been the original plan, but the basil has decided to go and live in Sweden' and the Dill moved into their spot, and everyone knows that carrots and Dill have the most awful fights'.

[Thomzo]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

'Well, yes' said Peter Parsnip 'that had been the original plan, but the basil has decided to go and live in Sweden' and the Dill moved into their spot, and everyone knows that carrots and Dill have the most awful fights'.
Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

Chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

'Well, yes' said Peter Parsnip 'that had been the original plan, but the basil has decided to go and live in Sweden' and the Dill moved into their spot, and everyone knows that carrots and Dill have the most awful fights'.

"Well, what about that leek?", asked Chip, has anybody called the plumber to fix it?
"Yes", replied Peter Parsnip, "but he didn't turn up".

[pelmetman]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

Chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

'Well, yes' said Peter Parsnip 'that had been the original plan, but the basil has decided to go and live in Sweden' and the Dill moved into their spot, and everyone knows that carrots and Dill have the most awful fights'.

"Well, what about that leek?", asked Chip, has anybody called the plumber to fix it?
"Yes", replied Peter Parsnip, "but he didn't turn up".

I know said Chip I've had a little Gem of an idea, lettuce (let us) have a rave and invite all our mates round, perhapes we can get some of the latest bands to play like................?

[crowsashes]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

Chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

'Well, yes' said Peter Parsnip 'that had been the original plan, but the basil has decided to go and live in Sweden' and the Dill moved into their spot, and everyone knows that carrots and Dill have the most awful fights'.

"Well, what about that leek?", asked Chip, has anybody called the plumber to fix it?
"Yes", replied Peter Parsnip, "but he didn't turn up".

'I know' said Chip ' I've had a little Gem of an idea, lettuce (let us) have a rave and invite all our mates round, perhapes we can get some of the latest bands to play like................?'

'so whos palying?' peter parsnip asked curiously
'an awesome band! the YAM! ' chip replied excitedly

[pelmetman]

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Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

Chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

'Well, yes' said Peter Parsnip 'that had been the original plan, but the basil has decided to go and live in Sweden' and the Dill moved into their spot, and everyone knows that carrots and Dill have the most awful fights'.

"Well, what about that leek?", asked Chip, has anybody called the plumber to fix it?
"Yes", replied Peter Parsnip, "but he didn't turn up".

'I know' said Chip ' I've had a little Gem of an idea, lettuce (let us) have a rave and invite all our mates round, perhaps we can get some of the latest bands to play like................?'

'so who's playing?' Peter Parsnip asked curiously
'an awesome band! the YAM! ' chip replied excitedly
They are a supporting act to PRE FAB SPROUT of course

[citizentwiglet]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

Chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

'Well, yes' said Peter Parsnip 'that had been the original plan, but the basil has decided to go and live in Sweden' and the Dill moved into their spot, and everyone knows that carrots and Dill have the most awful fights'.

"Well, what about that leek?", asked Chip, has anybody called the plumber to fix it?
"Yes", replied Peter Parsnip, "but he didn't turn up".

'I know' said Chip ' I've had a little Gem of an idea, lettuce (let us) have a rave and invite all our mates round, perhaps we can get some of the latest bands to play like................?'

'so who's playing?' Peter Parsnip asked curiously
'an awesome band! the YAM! ' chip replied excitedly
They are a supporting act to PRE FAB SPROUT of course

So Chip and Peter, and all the other vegetables, waited excitedly for The Yam and Prefab Sprout to take to the stage. Hours passed, but no sign of the bands.

'What's going on?' asked Chip, worriedly

'To be honest, I don't think they're going to turn-ip'........said Peter Parsnip, sagely.

[marshlander]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

Chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

'Well, yes' said Peter Parsnip 'that had been the original plan, but the basil has decided to go and live in Sweden' and the Dill moved into their spot, and everyone knows that carrots and Dill have the most awful fights'.

"Well, what about that leek?", asked Chip, has anybody called the plumber to fix it?
"Yes", replied Peter Parsnip, "but he didn't turn up".

'I know' said Chip ' I've had a little Gem of an idea, lettuce (let us) have a rave and invite all our mates round, perhaps we can get some of the latest bands to play like................?'

'so who's playing?' Peter Parsnip asked curiously
'an awesome band! the YAM! ' chip replied excitedly
They are a supporting act to PRE FAB SPROUT of course

So Chip and Peter, and all the other vegetables, waited excitedly for The Yam and Prefab Sprout to take to the stage. Hours passed, but no sign of the bands.

'What's going on?' asked Chip, worriedly

'To be honest, I don't think they're going to turn-ip'........said Peter Parsnip, sagely.

So chip rang their agent on his blackberry and was furious when he found out they;d gone to another gig which paid a higher celery!

[pelmetman]

Chip lived in the ground, he was a lonely potato as none of his brothers and sisters had grown. But he had a mate in another plot called Spud, unfortunately Spud had a chip on his shoulder as his family had developed blight, which made Chip turn against them and blew a Raspberry at him.

so off chip went in search of non-infected friends his first stop was the carrot plot.

The carrot plot was overrun with parsnips, Chip was quite perturbed, "What happened here" he demanded of Peter Parsnip.

Peter Parsnip replied 'Well, we used be on that raised-bed over there, but it sprung a leek'..........

Chip looked shocked...well have the carrots considered moving in with the basil...he asked

'Well, yes' said Peter Parsnip 'that had been the original plan, but the basil has decided to go and live in Sweden' and the Dill moved into their spot, and everyone knows that carrots and Dill have the most awful fights'.

"Well, what about that leek?", asked Chip, has anybody called the plumber to fix it?
"Yes", replied Peter Parsnip, "but he didn't turn up".

'I know' said Chip ' I've had a little Gem of an idea, lettuce (let us) have a rave and invite all our mates round, perhaps we can get some of the latest bands to play like................?'

'so who's playing?' Peter Parsnip asked curiously
'an awesome band! the YAM! ' chip replied excitedly
They are a supporting act to PRE FAB SPROUT of course

So Chip and Peter, and all the other vegetables, waited excitedly for The Yam and Prefab Sprout to take to the stage. Hours passed, but no sign of the bands.

'What's going on?' asked Chip, worriedly

'To be honest, I don't think they're going to turn-ip'........said Peter Parsnip, sagely.

So chip rang their agent on his blackberry and was furious when he found out they;d gone to another gig which paid a higher celery!

This got Arti..........choked! Pre Fab Sprout are my favorite band cryed Farty Arti