Guess What I got for fathers day?

[tim&fatima]

It's green,
It's hard?
It's nearly 11inches long?
and i'll be taking it to bed tonight?

Yes, you got it.
The SS bible.
Thank you fatima and "A"

[ina]

What a great present!

[MKG]

Fatima, of course, will be wanting the same thing for her birthday, won't she ....?

[Turf cutter man]

Excellent, At least you will be a father who got a useful present...and not some awful cd compilation or something else advertised "for fathers day" on television!

[AXJ]

LoL great description, superb... I want one too. I have the JS Complete Selfsufficiency Book, but I am sure that th ISH Bible is much more relevant and of the moment

[Ratty]

My OH got a water-powered alarm clock as detailed in the Ish Bible from our little one. He knew nothing about it and was very pleased

My dad is getting a bottle of whiskey

Happy Father's Day to all you dads & grandpas out there!

[mrsflibble]

James and my dad have got the same thing; broken screw extractor drill bits and a milling tool for their drills. mmmm manly
Jim's dad is getting new speakers fitted in his telly (recycled speakers, jim will be doing the fitting).

[The Riff-Raff Element]

I got a hand-made (by eldest daughter at school) "Tardis" fridge magnet.

I'm so happy.

[the.fee.fairy]

My dad got some books, chocolate and Beer from me!

They're all extremely useful things that he will enjoy (and the beer is carbon Neutral - Adnams).

[jampot]

i got my dad an olive tree for his garden and he was "well chuffed"
my bros both went for the large amounts off beer option (no complaints from that either tho )

[andyt]

I got a great,big,fat,nothing.But i've also got no kids(more's the pity).