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New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 1:44 am
by homegrown
I found this great letter in an old copy of nz Gardiner

"My Norfolk Pine had to go to make way for veges.

It had grown colossal in our section and all this talk about hoe much produce everyone gets from their garden tipped the scales. When it had gone and the light streamedin, I took a glass of orange juice and sat down on the stump in the sun to survey the scene. I had a new large area to plant.
Iplanned to grow rampicante courgettes, Charentais melons and nasturtiums to ramble. I would edge the new space with fairy roses and plant an apple tree in the corner. I saw the back of our house and imagined a climbing rose, new dawn seemed like the right choice.

But as I went to stand up something held me back. I was stuck fast, through my shorts and the back of my legs and all that lies between, to the treacle-like gum that seeped through the final wound across the tree stump and I couldn't move. It took tem minutes to prise myself free and an agnonising walk to the house where I underwent a painful extraction of my clothes. The space has been dubbed, by my merciless family, the Brazillian Garden!

E, Jackson, Napier

Only one word springs to mind OUCH! :lol:

Re: New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 6:20 am
by Millymollymandy
Brilliant, thanks for posting that! :cheers:

Re: New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:33 am
by frozenthunderbolt
What can i say- us kiwis are like that!

Re: New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:17 pm
by Green Aura
Love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 8:06 pm
by oldfella
My Mum told me that all Day dreamers come to a Sticky End.

Re: New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 8:48 pm
by JulieSherris
Cheap way of getting a waxing though! :lol:

Re: New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:43 am
by Old Jack
Gidday

"My Mum told me that all Day dreamers come to a Sticky End."

Hw was lucky it didn't set properly too.

Re: New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:45 am
by Darroch
oh that is so funny! :icon_smile:

Re: New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:59 am
by spider8
Would love to have seen it - funny and entertaining but oh the pain :shock:

Re: New Zealand Gardiner Magazine letter

Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:06 pm
by battybird
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Doesn't a laugh do you good???!!!