Roger irrelevant

Annpan · Post: # 95035Post **Annpan** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:53 pm

I am begining to think that none of this is entirely healthy

Stonehead · Post: # 95049Post **Stonehead** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:40 pm

The frolicsome lamb was shaving its addled pate when the waiter delivered a glass of pure moon juice. All was as it shouldn't have been, mused the rancid rodent who was sitting opposite. After all, why were the daffodils emerging from the mirrored complex of labyrinthine intellects? He put it down to the after effects of it being the night before the day after everything turned mauve.

oldfella · Post: # 95053Post **oldfella** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:00 pm

Are you sure they do it this way on ice?

mrsflibble · Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:12 pm

I am hot, yet tis snow outside and the garlic is frolicking like a new pig.

Merry · Post: # 95123Post **Merry** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:25 am

I don`t know how it managed to ooze between the panes but I can`t get it out.

mrsflibble · Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:24 am

collecting ants is a dangerous and difficult job. one needs specific tools such as a supercook lemon slice cake decoration pot and a small plastic spatula.

Mainer in Exile · Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:36 am

Norman Clegg?

mrsflibble · Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:56 am

Stonehead · Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:17 pm

There goes my lunch!

Millymollymandy · Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:34 pm

Is anyone else a fan of Desperate Housewives?

mrsflibble · Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:07 pm

it's pudding.

Mainer in Exile · Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:21 pm

Did anyone else notice, in the 1938 film "The Adventure of Robin Hood", starring Errol Flynn, in the scene where Robin Hood walks in on Prince John's banquet carrying a deer on his shoulder. The deer is a North American Mule Deer. Where did a bandit, living in the Greenwood of Nottinghamshire, in the 12th century, get a deer which is only found west of the Mississippi River on a continent which the English of the time had yet to discover?

mrsflibble · Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:35 pm

the wizard did it.

John Headstrong · Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:54 am

Running up and down Oxford Street. So I goes, "Lose him cos his heel will get stuck in the escalators".
He got a gift voucher from his auntie for his birthday.
She ain't his auntie, she's his dad's girlfriend. We ain't stupid!
So we go to the children's section, cos they're cheaper.
And his feet are really titchy.
He's got little stumps for feet, like them Japanese women who wear bandages.

Merry · Post: # 95281Post **Merry** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:22 am

- -and he resisted all our attempts to put nail varnish on his talons - -