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1 wrap up sandwiches
2 Keep apples cores and other packed lunch compostables in.
3 Store home made biscuits in
4 Sick bag
5 To blow up and bang
6 Make Crochet dollies with them
7 Storing wild food when out
8 Ribbons on a kite
9 Ribbons for hair
10 Freezer bag
11 Hair extension
12 Poop scoop
13 Inside shoes to waterproof them
14 Store tomatoes in
15 Wrap up cakes
16 Over shoes as galoshes
17 Bin bag for dolls house
18 Store balls of wool
19 put over plant pots to aid germination
20 a rain hat
21 leftover seed storage
22 Cut up into strips and tied to a piece of string over your veggy seedlings to scare
the birds
23 Could use them as rough and ready gloves when handling anything unpleasant-
raw liver for example
24 Turn into book covers, to make those cheapo paperbacks last longer
25 sponge bag when travelling
26 makeshift plastic pants for clothbum baby
27 a raincover for a statue's extremeties
28 Filled with compost - growbags for smaller plants
29 an alternative (and reusable) gift bag!
30 storing your CDs to prevent them getting damp
31 keep a box of matches and some kindling in one when you go camping
32 for collecting your foraging goodies?
33 As a Mt Druitt condom - a plastic bread bag (or part thereof) and a laccy band
34 collecting seashells and pebbles
35 To put over your keyboard as a guard against coffee
36 Wear the bread bag as a bow tie!
37 use it to store an extra lens in when you go out taking photos
38 how about mixing a marinade and putting it into a bread bag with your pork
chops/chicken bits etc
39 Use to cover your award winning apples on the tree to protect from blemishes
40 blow up and use as a mould for papier mache
41 filling them up with icing and then snipping off a corner and using it for piping
42 Storage of lab samples
43 A water balloon
44 Repair kit for poly tunnels
45 parachute for a toy
46 Emergency back up washing up gloves
47 Fill with water and prick with little holes and use as a camping shower
48 keep your tent pegs in one.
49 Storing Lego in. Im sick of treading on the flippin stuff with bare feet!
50 gigantic root trainer bag.
51 Birth control for an elephant.
52 couple little sticks in the bread bag you have a little cloches or propagator.
53 pin it up on your door indoors and use as a rubbish basket ball hoop
54 A windsock
55 Kite
56 when doing bare root work use the bags for going over the roots.
57 rolled up and made into a circle and makes a sumo ring for ants.