For those who are lacking in the trouser department.

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Re: For those who are lacking in the trouser department.

Post: # 212503Post ina »

southeast-isher wrote:You could always do a Tom Jones and lob a salami down there.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Need to keep well away from any dogs, though! :mrgreen:
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Re: For those who are lacking in the trouser department.

Post: # 212512Post Millymollymandy »

southeast-isher wrote:You could always do a Tom Jones and lob a salami down there. And for the snug fit you can always ask the wife to do some pelvic floor exercises.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... ual-health
Love the article! I know there are contraptions :iconbiggrin: you can buy to do the exercises yourself but to have the kine shove it in and do it for you!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: What if he is a MAN????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :pale: :pale: :pale: OMG. :shaking: :shaking: :shaking:
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Re: For those who are lacking in the trouser department.

Post: # 212527Post sleepyowl »

Really if you went out with a guy wearing a pair of these it would be disappointing when he took them off, don't see the point of them, even though I'd consider myself distinctly average I don't see the point in them, it is much better to except what you got than to give yourself a false ego boost
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