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mmm. And they wonder why we don't go there! Their ad campaign has started on our TV's up here... what a joke. They'd be much better directing their advertising dollar into some sort of personality development program on their own shores.

Awww! Ya all love each other really dontcha!!!


There' nothing wrong with Aussies is there? I mean they've got Dame Edna after all!

Course we do.

...am trying to thing of sumpthin you lot got, and I can't think of nuffin...

Nuffin.

Dame Edna might take you up on the "Come to kiwi land campaign', but our sheep won't have a baaaa of it...

Ingenuity mate!!!

Hi from downunder. A few years back there was a lot of young kiwis that moved over to Oz to seek a better life, or so they thought. Anyway it was called the brain drain. The Prime Minister of the day was asked what he thought of the fact that a lot of New Zealanders were going across the ditch. He said that he was not too worried as it would raise the IQ of both countries.
Robin

An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice".

The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice".

The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.

I was there!

Nev

Hey you lot behave and play nice.......

Gidday


Why?

It's not naytural.

Boots wrote:mmm. And they wonder why we don't go there! Their ad campaign has started on our TV's up here... what a joke. They'd be much better directing their advertising dollar into some sort of personality development program on their own shores.

Bugger... the ad is over there? it was embarrassing enough here, with our mother Helen telling us to behave and be nice, PC gone wrong I say.... we don't need to be told how to treat each other, it's a bit of friendly rivalry and when you can bait em and hook em in like Boots .. (with great success I might add...admiringly ) then all the better... There is so much crap in the world ... I get so p***ed off when this sort of PC crap is put out there, what happened to good old rivalry, competition and best man wins stuff??? All that happens now is the slowest and the weekest and the stupidest are left where they are and everything is dumbed down to their level. Do they really think that the Aussies won't come to NZ because we are not nice to them??? and vise versa? They (the w**kers in govt) need to get a grip on reality and get on with sorting out the mess that is our leadership and our economy and leave the rest to the real people. Oh am I ranting??? Sorry carry on...

But do ya feel better after the rant dearie!

Do they really think that the Aussies won't come to NZ because we are not nice to them??? and vise versa?

erm, well yeah... obviously. Tis the very basics of customer service, aint it? If your country is having probs supporting itself, then your neighbours dollar matters.

We've fought for you and with you... we laugh at you and with you... but be buggered if we are gonna go stay with you - that would be like visiting the smelly aunt with the hairy top lip, warty nose and unshaved legs. eeeeeeeeeeeewwww!!!

The slowest clearly do just congregate in NZ.

20,000,000 people in Australia... 4 Million in New Zealand and we still whip your arse....

Oi! GET A GRIP ON YERSELF THIS MINUTE...You poo jabbers don't have permission to even be thinking about my arse, right? Got that...?

You just stick to yer sheep!