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Or are you, Dave? I had a schoofriend once who tried to hang himself, and afterwards he always wore a black armband. I asked him what it was for and he said he was in mourning for himself, as he believed that he had died and everything that had happened afterwards was just a hallucination as his oxygen-starved brain shut down. Enjoy your passion fruit.

Horrors! The Organic Way has just published a warning that some types of ornamental passion fruit contains cyanide! I got my copy the day after I tried some of next door's (disappointing, as advertised), but I am still here so I suppose that's OK...