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Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:13 pm
by Mrs H
Well the rumor mill always claimed it to be very good for you! Spit or swallow?!?




Sorry.......lowered to an all new level!!!

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:22 pm
by locum76
I thought the title of the thread was a typo... I'll need to show it to my wife and see what she makes of it....

cum creme caramels, blech. :)

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:06 pm
by mzkynd
greenorelse wrote:Come again?
:sign5:

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:59 pm
by Keaniebean
:shock: :shock: :shock:

The most worrying bit about the blurb is where it says, semen is readily avaliable in most resturants. I'm NEVER eating out again, just in case.:pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright:

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:50 pm
by battybird
Well...!! I glanced at the title of the post and thought it was naval recipes! YUKKK :pukeright: :pukeright:

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:57 pm
by pelmetman
I've not followed the link :shock: ........but it seems that as an ex able seaman.........I've led a sheltered life in the navy......... judging by the replies :lol: :lol:

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:58 pm
by happyhippy
Ewww!!! Just read some of the reviews and some guy says he has been using his own semen in his "secret"recipes,and that he smiles to himself whilst his guests are eating! :pukeright: I hope to god its no one I know! :shock: Gives a whole new meaning to "Come dine with me!!! :iconbiggrin: Oh dear I really have heard everything now!

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:25 pm
by MKG
Sad. Really, utterly sad.

In a similar effort to popularise something which, normally, no-one in their right mind would dream of introducing to the table, I'd like to suggest Cabbage White caterpillars. They eat your greens, so I think it only right that processed grubs should be added to the green larder.

I was actually going to suggest processed pigshit, but I thought that may be a step too far. Can I say pigshit on here - I'm not sure?

Eat shit - cut out the middleman. Sorry - that really is too gross. A bit like semen, then.

Mike

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:29 pm
by CharlieLittle
Hmmm. I wonder if it will help mushrooms grow? :study: :lol:

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:22 am
by boboff
I recounted this thread in Public yesterday, NOTE TO SELF, DO NOT recount this thread in Public again!

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:45 am
by Millymollymandy
happyhippy wrote:Gives a whole new meaning to "Come dine with me!!! :iconbiggrin:
ROFL !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:01 pm
by Green Aura
MKG wrote:I was actually going to suggest processed pigshit, but I thought that may be a step too far. Can I say pigshit on here - I'm not sure?
you already did - twice :lol:

And I'm afraid you've been pipped to the post - did you not read SE-I's other thread about meat manufactured from this product? :pukeright: (Or was that human - either way :pukeright: )

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:08 am
by crazymaisey
Eeeeeeeew!!

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:18 am
by trinder
well the whole purpose of our being on this site is self sufficiency euch

Re: Semen recipes.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:16 am
by southeast-isher
I've managed to get hold of some fresh semen, not saying where from at this point - now what do i do with it?