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Of course we are - everyone knows that goats can't get beyond playing Chinese chequers.

Im on the side of goats and sheep. My goat was such a bizzare creature that Im cautious of getting another as I couldnt possibly find another like her. I couldnt not like sheep living where we do,theyre everywhere! Many years ago I had two lambs that I bottle fed with the intention of putting them in the freezer,yes I bottled out, (I was softer and much younger then!) but the pleasure they bought me was worth it! Sadly Ive become much more hard hearted with age and tend to consider the "can we eat it/its produce" approach before anything else (but DONT EVER eat my hens) well theyre my friends!

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MSG TO MUDDY. STOP. IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO TYPE WITH TROTTERS. STOP. PLEASE PASS DUE RESPECT TO BERKSHIRE PORKER FROM AUSTRALIA. STOP. WE PIGS DO NOT SIMPLY SPEAK. STOP. WE ALSO SING. STOP. LAh LAh LAAAAAH. STOP. BEST YOU BOOK OUT THE MOVIE BABE. STOP. AUSTRALIAN MADE. STOP. BEST WISHES FROM MISS KEETA, AUSTRALIAN GREAT WHITE. STOP.
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MSG TO MISS KEETA. STOP. RSPCT! STOP. DO NOT TYPE WITH TROTTERS. STOP. GET VOICE RECOGNITION ON PC. STOP. BETTER STILL GET SOLAR LAPTOP WITH VOICE. STOP. THEN LOUNGE IN MUD BATH WHILE DICTATING INSTRUCTIONS TO TWO LEGS. STOP. WERE DISAPPOINTED BY BABE. STOP. THOUGHT ALL AUSSIE BOARS BIG STRAPPING BUSH TUCKER BOYS. STOP. NOT SINGING SHEEP LOVERS. STOP. WE SCOTS GIRLS WANT RAZORBACK! STOP. BEST WISHES FROM THE STONEHEAD THREE. STOP
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Dear Scottish wee porkers,
Aussie Boars are very fussy about fashion apparently...

I think your prob may be in the way you dress.
Scottish Pig.


Aussie Pig.


Or maybe it is just our rose coloured glasses.

Kind regards,
Miss Keeta (via the new intercom)

What, no kilt???