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Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...
Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:37 pm
by Cligereen
Start every sentence with "When I was a lad / Lass..."
Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:46 am
by oldfella
Cligereen wrote:Start every sentence with "When I was a lad / Lass..."
Never thought of that, Do you you think it would help me grow gracefully cos at the moment I'm growing old disgracefully, its more fun.
Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:48 am
by sleepyowl
Wear sensible shoes
Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:10 am
by Trace45
Don't apologise or even acknowledge that you've 'broken wind'!
Like your veg well done and boiled to death!
Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:51 pm
by Rod in Japan
Tell lots of lies about never having had shoes until the age of twenty, and having fought in both world wars.
Re: 101 tips for growing old, gracefully...
Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:31 pm
by MKG
Rig a system of little lights so that, when you're halfway on the staircase, you know if you're going up or down.