but I will still be going in and talking to someone...
however, we had this conversation on the way home ths evening. I was panicking at first...
soph 'we had a semmbly about easter' (she doesn't say assembly, she says a semmbly lol.)
me *heart sinking* 'yeah?'
soph 'yeah, you know that man jesus, right? well some baddies nailed him to a cross and then took him down when he was dead and put him in a cave. then some ladies came next day to cry and the cave was empty!'
me 'really?' *thinking oh noes, another theological discussion with my five year old, oh crap*
soph 'yeah! jesus was awake, not dead! but he WAS dead when they put him in the cave! that means he's now a zombie. I don't think he ate the ladies' brains though, cos my teacher didn't tell us that. but she wouldn't would she? about eating brains? cos that's minging.' *totally deadpan face. completely serious five year old. omfg*.
me *shocked, trying not to PMSL* 'erm... don't go telling anyone at school you think jesus is a zombie. ok?
soph 'yeah. I know. I don't want to scare them. that would make them sad.'
me 'yeah. that's the reason' ...
true transcript of our conversation!!!!
much less worried about religion issue
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oh how I love my tea, tea in the afternoon. I can't do without it, and I think I'll have another cup very
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!
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ooooooooooooooh my, dontcha just LOVE clever children 
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Clever girl!! And to think she thought of that all by herself!!
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Re: much less worried about religion issue
Sounds a very logical explanation to me.
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minging! FKN AWESOME - go sophie
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thanks for making my day Sophie and Mrs F. http://chateaumoorhen.blogspot.com/boboff wrote:Oh and just for MMM,(thanks)
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Brilliant Sophie you'll go far!"no-one can make you feel inferior without your permission"
Re: much less worried about religion issue
I love Sophie's thinking! my mate started calling Easter Zombie Jesus Day a few years ago and it's stuck!
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Wow - what an imagination. Has she ever seen a zombie movie or was this straight out of the blue?
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What a stunningly accurate metaphor.
Sums up my views on Christianity in a nutshell.
Her full name ought to be Philo-Sophie
''I'm riding a pig and trashing things,I dunno what else I'm supposed to do here.''
(My wife, while playing Lego pirates of the carribean.)
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''If you open your mind too far your brain will fall out''
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Philosophie!!!! omg new nickname!!!!
oh how I love my tea, tea in the afternoon. I can't do without it, and I think I'll have another cup very
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!
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Well, Sophia is Greek for wisdom - very apt!
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Take nobody's word for it, especially not mine! If I offer you an ID of something based on a photo, please treat it as a guess, and a starting point for further investigations.
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Re: much less worried about religion issue
Brilliant, absoulutely hillarious. I'm looking forward to the next installment tackling holy communion. (Mr. QB tought it was funny too).